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From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

Welcome to the show. The other day, I was thinkin’ about my grammar school days. I used to sit next to a stutterer in the cafeteria named Johnny Tools. Nice guy, but he kept repeatin’ the same sound with words like b-b-ball, ssssnake, Tom-m-my. His eyes would blink like an SOS distress signal. Johnny and I were inseparable, but we didn’t talk much. By the time he got a word out, I was finished with lunch and on the playground. Later in life, Johnny was given 20 years for sellin’ drugs, but never finished his sentence.........

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