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I Unboxed Ann Summers’ Sex Toy Advent Calendars – Here’s The Clear Winner

This is your sign to keep the good vibes coming.

When you think of Christmas, you probably think of twinkling lights, cosy mugs of hot chocolate by a fire, and a big glass of red wine. I think of sex toys. ’Tis the damn season, eh?

For the last few years, I’ve taken on the wholly selfless, jolly task of opening the best sex toy advent calendars (yup, those exist) and I’m not mad about it.

While beauty advent calendars have truly outgrown themselves over the last few years, I personally can’t think of a better way to sink into cosy season than a big box of adult treats to while away the time.

I mean, you’re going to be spending plenty of time indoors over the next few months, so you might as well make the most of it.

And while Ann Summers can offer you a plethora of seasonal lingerie to keep you feeling festive, my personal favourite of its Christmas offerings is its advent calendars.

This year, the brand has two 12-day (or night) calendars, filled with everything you could possibly ask for to stuff your stocking. Or something like that.

Christmas comes all year round in my household, so I’ve already opened them. Keep reading for my full review of each.

Ann Summers Advent calendars 2026 at a glance:

12 Nights Of Pleasure (£385)

12 Nights Of Naughtiness (£220)

How I tested Ann Summers sex toy advent calendars

I’ve been writing and podcasting about sex and relationships for six years now, which means I’ve seen more than my fair share of advent calendars.

For the last few years, I’ve been reviewing the best ones for my podcast, in my previous role at Cosmopolitan and Women’s Health, and now in my role as shopping writer at HuffPost. Ann Summers is one of the most popular calendars out there.

To make sure I know the full experience of opening a sex toy advent calendar in........

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