“I don’t understand why the Pakistan-Afghan peace talks are being negotiated by two countries - Qatar and Turkiye and…wait, I am not finished with my question – why after the talks were held in Qatar with no attacks since the agreement will the talks now be held in Turkiye?”

“Well as Defence Minister, Khawaja Asif has not had foreign tours and so…”

“Don’t be facetious.”

“Sorry, can I say that the Taliban ministers have Visa issues in all countries of the world, except India….”

“This is a serious matter, if you do not have a response to my queries…”

“OK, OK, perhaps the Taliban needed two Muslim........

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