“I have it on very good authority….”

“Your authority reminds me of that funny proverb – when in doubt, blame someone else. That’s the secret of authority.”

“My authority is impeccable, I will have you know.”

“The more impeccable it is, the more it operates like an author – you know when you read what you think you have written rather than what is actually on paper.”

“Hmmm but anyway going back to what I began by saying I have it on good authority that The Brown Pope didn’t express his........

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