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AI-powered surveillance company Palantir created a chore coat. Great, now I have no choice but to burn mine

AI-powered surveillance company Palantir created a chore coat. Great, now I have no choice but to burn mine

It’s taken me years to find a chore coat with a cut that flatters my big tits but, now that I finally own one, I want to incinerate it. Such is the...

08.05.2026 10

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AI products are reaching further into our lives. Does it matter who controls the companies behind them?

The joke on the internet asks: “What are the seven most terrifying words in the English language?” The answer: “Ronan Farrow’s been asking...

10.04.2026 20

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It is no fluke that social media platforms are addictive and causing harm. They were designed that way

A disdain towards the notion of “consequence” somewhat defines the contemporary western moment of the powerful. So two recent US court decisions...

27.03.2026 10

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Albanese’s ‘difficult’ moment with Grace Tame: in one dumb word he summoned the spectre of Scott Morrison

Rare is the job that comes with a failsafe cheat code, yet the Australian prime ministership has one. It is asking yourself “Would Scott Morrison do...

27.02.2026 10

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As we enter the age of the AI-rranged marriage, here’s why I hate Fate

The Guardian reported on the arrival of “Fate” and, friends, I laughed. Or maybe I cried. It’s apparently the first “agentic AI dating app”....

24.02.2026 100

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Elon Musk’s Grok made the world less safe – his humiliating backdown gives me hopium

15.01.2026 70

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Xania Monet’s music is the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully her AI ‘clankers’ will be limited to this cultural moment

21.11.2025 40

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Westpac’s work-from-home complaint was a cultural miff that doesn’t resonate in today’s Australia

28.10.2025 30

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AI might be creating a ‘permanent underclass’ but it’s the makers of the tech bubble who are replaceable

16.10.2025 20

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In a world where techlords rule us by whim, Australia’s stance against deepfakes is reason to celebrate

04.10.2025 20

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America’s language of extremity is shocking to Australians. With local radicals on the march, we have to push back

19.09.2025 20

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To Australia’s university fat cats, who may yet face job cuts not of their own making – don’t forget to wash your underwear …

05.09.2025 20

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Middle-aged men are among society’s loneliest people – what does that say about the patriarchy?

22.08.2025 20

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Microplastics are everywhere, even in human testicles. So will the patriarchy finally step in?

07.08.2025 30

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Are young women finally being spared the unique cruelty of male literary opinions?

27.07.2025 30

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Yes, AI is getting scarier. So why do I need that loveless machine to tell me everything will be all right?

10.07.2025 30

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The idea of inflicting a 90s summer on children makes me anxious. Mainly because I was there

25.06.2025 20

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Parts of Australia are suffering another devastating drought, but you wouldn’t know it in the cities

11.06.2025 20

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Our obsession with spoiling pets has gone too far: your dog doesn’t care if its collar is from Burberry

02.06.2025 20

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A fluff ball with a monster face: what explains the luxury appeal of Labubu dolls?

14.05.2025 20

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The ‘womanosphere’ is the latest cultural propaganda assault on young womanhood. Will it work?

30.04.2025 30

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America used to fire the world’s imagination – but now the cultural conversation is being silenced

17.04.2025 30

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Gen X men: if you don’t find the strength to inoculate boys against the manosphere, what men are left?

06.04.2025 20

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The impact of Trump 2.0 on Australia is evidence of how American we suddenly aren’t

19.03.2025 20

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van Badham