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Finally, we have proof that nice people don't finish last

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Why men like Leonardo DiCaprio and I behave like we are decades younger

Why men like Leonardo DiCaprio and I behave like we are decades younger
18.08.2025 8

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Where is the anger over the outrageous arrests at Palestine Action protests?

Where is the anger over the outrageous arrests at Palestine Action protests?
15.08.2025 10

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I work from home but still think young people should be in the office

I work from home but still think young people should be in the office
12.08.2025 9

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The Naked Gun isn't high art - but we loved it for one specific reason

The Naked Gun isn't high art - but we loved it for one specific reason
07.08.2025 6

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Noel Gallagher is right: we owe everything to Manchester

Noel Gallagher is right: we owe everything to Manchester
05.08.2025 8

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King Charles is quite right to be fussy about his garden

21.07.2025 3

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The only reason I've survived the male friendship recession: golf

18.07.2025 5

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The BBC is a master of responding to its own mistakes

16.07.2025 3

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I love dogs - but there is no place for them in restaurants

11.07.2025 5

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Another fine mess at Wimbledon

07.07.2025 2

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I have just got back from France – the heat is making holidays in Europe impossible

04.07.2025 5

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Peta has gone too far with its royal stunt – and lost my support

27.06.2025 4

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Mounjaro is the epitome of our quick-fix culture - and it's here to stay

24.06.2025 6

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I am battling a bout of gout – it's no joke

13.06.2025 10

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I've never been more proud to be a dull man

09.06.2025 10

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Our dying pub industry needs a hero - step forward Jeremy Clarkson

06.06.2025 5

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A good night's sleep is no sackable offence

03.06.2025 4

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I don't care if I look like an old fart - young people need to know this one thing

23.05.2025 10

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Gary Lineker has gone from national treasure to agent provocateur

19.05.2025 30

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Sorry, Gary, but this time I can’t defend the indefensible 

15.05.2025 6

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I don’t care who comes to the Cotswolds – as long as property prices keep going up

13.05.2025 10

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King Charles has an obligation to forgive Prince Harry

08.05.2025 10

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Second homes are a privilege, not a right - their council tax should be doubled

01.05.2025 20

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Boomers can't be trusted with group chats

21.04.2025 3

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My idea of Hell: being stuck in the pub with Nigel Farage

18.04.2025 10

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Golf still has an image problem - and not even Rory McIlroy can change that

14.04.2025 10

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Oh good, something else for dog owners to worry about

10.04.2025 7

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Pep Guardiola is right - abuse from football fans is taking a darker turn

07.04.2025 10

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Good manners are vanishing- we're a poorer country without them

03.04.2025 10

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Finally, young people are waking up to the joys of corporate jobs

31.03.2025 10

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The EU's survival handbag advice looks ridiculous - but they have a point

27.03.2025 10

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Free speech? Just look at Britain's latest cancel culture victim

24.03.2025 10

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Parents, there's no excuse for not protecting your children online

20.03.2025 10

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So now we know that Liz Truss is not the worst person in politics

17.03.2025 10

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Keir Starmer has picked the wrong fight this time

14.03.2025 10

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The new BBC chair is hopelessly wrong about northerners

10.03.2025 10

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Crufts is only worth watching for the dogs that go rogue

06.03.2025 10

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Lent is the best thing for an overindulged, self-obsessed generation

03.03.2025 9

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Touchscreens in cars are as dangerous as mobile phones

27.02.2025 10

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The latest battle against Donald Trump's post-truth world is one we should all care about

24.02.2025 10

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The Super Bowl revealed what America really thinks of Donald Trump

10.02.2025 6

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Where is the next Bob Dylan? Gen Z just isn't brave enough

06.02.2025 10

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Network Rail sums up everything that is wrong with customer service

04.02.2025 7

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Friendship is a 21st century problem – but Bridget Jones can help us

31.01.2025 20

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Gentle parenting is now affecting democracy

27.01.2025 10

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A crushing, unambiguous victory for Prince Harry

23.01.2025 20

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Illegal streaming of the Premier League is a result of fans being priced out

17.01.2025 7

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Lessons from my dog, Lenny – and why we should live by them

13.01.2025 10

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The fight to stay young is as scary as getting old

09.01.2025 7

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