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Patricia Marx

The New Yorker

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This Summer’s Hottest Audiobooks for Dogs

This Summer’s Hottest Audiobooks for Dogs

Post-surgery cone preventing you from licking your wound and other fun? Why not download Dogible?

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The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Patricia Marx

National Security Begins Behind the Toaster

I’m not saying that the apartment’s a hotbed of narcotic activity, but does anybody need that many plastic baggies for sandwiches?

26.01.2026 30

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Patricia Marx

Now That I Run the Zoo

The tigers eat tofu. “Child care!” / chant kang’roos. / And the sea slugs debate the best / pronouns to use.

29.09.2025 10

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Patricia Marx

Trump’s To-Undo List

1. Cut FEMA flood budget. Make Bezos send wet places salad spinners to dry out stuff. 2. No more brown or yellow M&M’s. Low I.Q., emotionally...

16.06.2025 20

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Patricia Marx