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PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

monday 4

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

monday 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

monday 4

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

monday 5

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 8

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 8

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 5

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 4

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 9

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 8

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Please, Netflix! If Little House On The Prairie’s back, can we have a new Brady Bunch too?

The streaming service is rebooting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

31.01.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Please, Netflix! If Little House On The Prairie’s back, can we have a new Brady Bunch too?

The streaming service is rebooting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

31.01.2025 8

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Please, Netflix! If Little House On The Prairie’s back, can we have a new Brady Bunch too?

The streaming service is rebooting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

31.01.2025 5

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Please, Netflix! If Little House On The Prairie’s back, can we have a new Brady Bunch too?

The streaming service is rebooting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

31.01.2025 8

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Adult children still living at home? There are four possible outcomes

You thought your flatmate days were behind you, but more of us are living with our own grown-up kids. The things we do for love, and housing crises.

16.01.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Adult children still living at home? There are four possible outcomes

16.01.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Adult children still living at home? There are four possible outcomes

16.01.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Adult children still living at home? There are four possible outcomes

You thought your flatmate days were behind you, but more of us are living with our own grown-up kids. The things we do for love, and housing crises.

16.01.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 6

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 7

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 7

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 60

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 5

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 5

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 4

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will probably...

28.11.2024 5

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will probably...

28.11.2024 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will probably...

28.11.2024 3

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will probably...

28.11.2024 4

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 3

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 9

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 3

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

If we’ll queue to pay $150 for 10 misspelt cookies, our empire crumbls

In these inflationary times, there are many things I am prepared – through gritted teeth – to pay $150 for. Utilities. A tank of petrol. My kid’s...

10.10.2024 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 20

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 5

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 4

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Hey Elon Musk, I need a favour. I’m thinking of getting a gun licence and I need a rancid, preposterous, hate-mongering multi-gazillionaire to use...

18.09.2024 5

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino