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Brisbane Times

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My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

Who can take Colesworth seriously any more? With the cramped self-checkout areas, items that aren’t “half price” at all and meat trays marked...

05.03.2026 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

Who can take Colesworth seriously any more? With the cramped self-checkout areas, items that aren’t “half price” at all and meat trays marked...

05.03.2026 20

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

Who can take Colesworth seriously any more? With the cramped self-checkout areas, items that aren’t “half price” at all and meat trays marked...

05.03.2026 20

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

Who can take Colesworth seriously any more? With the cramped self-checkout areas, items that aren’t “half price” at all and meat trays marked...

05.03.2026 20

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Welcome Jacinda, but here are seven ground rules for moving to Sydney

Before she settles on our Northern Beaches, the former Kiwi PM needs some pointers. Rule 1: We own her, along with Russell Crowe and pavlova.

04.03.2026 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Welcome Jacinda, but here are seven ground rules for moving to Sydney

Before she settles on our Northern Beaches, the former Kiwi PM needs some pointers. Rule 1: We own her, along with Russell Crowe and pavlova.

04.03.2026 20

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Welcome Jacinda, but here are seven ground rules for moving to Sydney

Before she settles on our Northern Beaches, the former Kiwi PM needs some pointers. Rule 1: We own her, along with Russell Crowe and pavlova.

04.03.2026 20

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Welcome Jacinda, but here are seven ground rules for moving to Sydney

Before she settles on our Northern Beaches, the former Kiwi PM needs some pointers. Rule 1: We own her, along with Russell Crowe and pavlova.

04.03.2026 20

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

O Christmas tree, I’d stuff you in the green bin. Now sing that, Mariah Carey

My family drives halfway across Sydney to eyeball our victim, the pine tree, before it is sacrificed. Guess who must vacuum the pine needles.

04.12.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

O Christmas tree, I’d stuff you in the green bin. Now sing that, Mariah Carey

My family drives halfway across Sydney to eyeball our victim, the pine tree, before it is sacrificed. Guess who must vacuum the pine needles.

04.12.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

O Christmas tree, I’d stuff you in the green bin. Now sing that, Mariah Carey

My family drives halfway across Sydney to eyeball our victim, the pine tree, before it is sacrificed. Guess who must vacuum the pine needles.

04.12.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

O Christmas tree, I’d stuff you in the green bin. Now sing that, Mariah Carey

My family drives halfway across Sydney to eyeball our victim, the pine tree, before it is sacrificed. Guess who must vacuum the pine needles.

04.12.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

The six words no one wants to hear from a tradie

Flight arrivals can be predicted to the minute, so why can’t tradies tell you when they’ll turn up?

14.10.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

The six words no one wants to hear from a tradie

Flight arrivals can be predicted to the minute, so why can’t tradies tell you when they’ll turn up?

14.10.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

The six words no one wants to hear from a tradie

Flight arrivals can be predicted to the minute, so why can’t tradies tell you when they’ll turn up?

14.10.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

The six words no one wants to hear from a tradie

Flight arrivals can be predicted to the minute, so why can’t tradies tell you when they’ll turn up?

14.10.2025 9

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Labor factions dealt Ed Husic in. He can’t complain when they deal him out

Ed Husic has fallen foul of the numbers. Should he change the spelling of his name?

14.05.2025 7

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Labor factions dealt Ed Husic in. He can’t complain when they deal him out

Ed Husic has fallen foul of the numbers. Should he change the spelling of his name?

14.05.2025 8

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Labor factions dealt Ed Husic in. He can’t complain when they deal him out

Ed Husic has fallen foul of the numbers. Should he change the spelling of his name?

14.05.2025 8

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Labor factions dealt Ed Husic in. He can’t complain when they deal him out

Ed Husic has fallen foul of the numbers. Should he change the spelling of his name?

14.05.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Pundits, predictions and punchlines; the best of election night TV

I watched the election coverage on every single channel – so you didn’t have to.

04.05.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Pundits, predictions and punchlines; the best of election night TV

I watched the election coverage on every single channel – so you didn’t have to.

04.05.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Pundits, predictions and punchlines; the best of election night TV

I watched the election coverage on every single channel – so you didn’t have to.

04.05.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Pundits, predictions and punchlines; the best of election night TV

I watched the election coverage on every single channel – so you didn’t have to.

04.05.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Poisonous parents on WhatsApp? You know who you are

The poison parent is a horrifying combination of mad oversharer and deranged conspiracy theorist. They must be stopped.

14.04.2025 9

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Poisonous parents on WhatsApp? You know who you are

The poison parent is a horrifying combination of mad oversharer and deranged conspiracy theorist. They must be stopped.

14.04.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Poisonous parents on WhatsApp? You know who you are

The poison parent is a horrifying combination of mad oversharer and deranged conspiracy theorist. They must be stopped.

14.04.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Poisonous parents on WhatsApp? You know who you are

The poison parent is a horrifying combination of mad oversharer and deranged conspiracy theorist. They must be stopped.

14.04.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

31.03.2025 7

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

31.03.2025 7

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

31.03.2025 8

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

PM Dutton would dodge The Lodge for Kirribilli. Can’t blame him. But is this WFH or WTF?

Peter Dutton wants to live in Kirribilli if he’s elected PM. But it’s not near his constituency or his workplace. Is he going to work from home?...

31.03.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Albo, you’re delulu and I have no solulu

Politicians do not need to be simultaneously fluent in talk tactics and TikTok. So why do they insist on trying?

27.03.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 9

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 9

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Yo, tech bros, I feel your pain. Trump’s messing with my personal wealth, too

I realise I’m not a billionaire thought leader, but these are hard times, even if your new BFF is in the Oval Office.

12.03.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Marty’s sexism is sheer gold. Now, where did I put that hammer?

Triple M host strayed offside while on air, and scored a spectacular own goal. Now he’s sorry, apparently.

26.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ll FOGO the extra yard for the planet, but this French laundry plan stinks

Saving the environment can be a messy business but re-wearing gym gear?

20.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Please, Netflix! If Little House On The Prairie’s back, can we have a new Brady Bunch too?

The streaming service is rebooting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

31.01.2025 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Please, Netflix! If Little House On The Prairie’s back, can we have a new Brady Bunch too?

The streaming service is rebooting the long-deceased family frontier drama in what could be a new dawn for discarded TV shows of the 70s and 80s.

31.01.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino