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Michelle Cazzulino

Brisbane Times

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Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 6

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 7

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 7

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Hear, hear, Albo: Get these cabana sand-bagsers off our beaches

Unless you are a devoted follower of such matters, it’s dangerous to put too much faith in free online horoscopes, whose fearless predictions of...

08.01.2025 60

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 3

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 2

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

With apologies to whoever wrote A Visit from St Nicholas, I’d just like to note the following: ’Twas two weeks before Christmas/When I found...

09.12.2024 3

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will...

28.11.2024 5

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will...

28.11.2024 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will...

28.11.2024 2

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

It’s always upsetting to discover that someone you love has done something you hate, such that – as much as you hate to say it – you will...

28.11.2024 2

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 1

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 8

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Buy any beach shack that suits you, Albo. And can I interest you in a dodgy car?

Someone I know – who, in the interests of preserving anonymity, I will refer to as “my husband” – is currently in the process of selling his...

16.10.2024 2

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

If we’ll queue to pay $150 for 10 misspelt cookies, our empire crumbls

In these inflationary times, there are many things I am prepared – through gritted teeth – to pay $150 for. Utilities. A tank of petrol. My...

10.10.2024 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 10

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 3

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Good grief, Colesworth. If my fists weren’t already full of “half-price” tins of sour cream and onion Pringles, I would be shaking them at you...

24.09.2024 3

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Hey Elon Musk, I need a favour. I’m thinking of getting a gun licence and I need a rancid, preposterous, hate-mongering multi-gazillionaire to use...

18.09.2024 3

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Hey Elon Musk, I need a favour. I’m thinking of getting a gun licence and I need a rancid, preposterous, hate-mongering multi-gazillionaire to use...

18.09.2024 8

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Hey Elon Musk, I need a favour. I’m thinking of getting a gun licence and I need a rancid, preposterous, hate-mongering multi-gazillionaire to use...

18.09.2024 3

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Hey Elon Musk, I need a favour. I’m thinking of getting a gun licence and I need a rancid, preposterous, hate-mongering multi-gazillionaire to use...

18.09.2024 2

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Why Larry the cat of 10 Downing Street wishes Starmer hadn’t won the election

Every now and again, you encounter a sight so magnificently idiotic that it flies into your head, ricochets off the side of your brain and is...

12.09.2024 2

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Why Larry the cat of 10 Downing Street wishes Starmer hadn’t won the election

Every now and again, you encounter a sight so magnificently idiotic that it flies into your head, ricochets off the side of your brain and is...

12.09.2024 2

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Why Larry the cat of 10 Downing Street wishes Starmer hadn’t won the election

Every now and again, you encounter a sight so magnificently idiotic that it flies into your head, ricochets off the side of your brain and is...

12.09.2024 2

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Why Larry the cat of 10 Downing Street wishes Starmer hadn’t won the election

Every now and again, you encounter a sight so magnificently idiotic that it flies into your head, ricochets off the side of your brain and is...

12.09.2024 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Hats off to Melbourne for flushing Kyle and Jackie O down the toilet

Anyone who’s undertaken a deep dive into their local Colesworth’s international foods aisle might surface wondering at some of the options on...

02.09.2024 2

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Hats off to Melbourne for flushing Kyle and Jackie O down the toilet

Anyone who’s undertaken a deep dive into their local Colesworth’s international foods aisle might surface wondering at some of the options on...

02.09.2024 6

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Hats off to Melbourne for flushing Kyle and Jackie O down the toilet

Anyone who’s undertaken a deep dive into their local Colesworth’s international foods aisle might surface wondering at some of the options on...

02.09.2024 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Hats off to Melbourne for flushing Kyle and Jackie O down the toilet

Anyone who’s undertaken a deep dive into their local Colesworth’s international foods aisle might surface wondering at some of the options on...

02.09.2024 1

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

That unexpected item in bagging area is you doing all the work for your supermarket

Some people find enlightenment in the quiet of a church pew. Others discover it in an ashram or a synagogue or guitar-strumming or circle-drumming...

22.08.2024 2

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

That unexpected item in bagging area is you doing all the work for your supermarket

Some people find enlightenment in the quiet of a church pew. Others discover it in an ashram or a synagogue or guitar-strumming or circle-drumming...

22.08.2024 10

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

To the naked eye, the Paris Games are the raunchiest to date

God bless those forward-thinking ancient Greeks. Long before today’s tricked-up, blinged-out, blow-dried, corn-rowed, ghetto-fabulous,...

07.08.2024 4

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

To the naked eye, the Paris Games are the raunchiest to date

God bless those forward-thinking ancient Greeks. Long before today’s tricked-up, blinged-out, blow-dried, corn-rowed, ghetto-fabulous,...

07.08.2024 2

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

To the naked eye, the Paris Games are the raunchiest to date

God bless those forward-thinking ancient Greeks. Long before today’s tricked-up, blinged-out, blow-dried, corn-rowed, ghetto-fabulous,...

07.08.2024 2

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

To the naked eye, the Paris Games are the raunchiest to date

God bless those forward-thinking ancient Greeks. Long before today’s tricked-up, blinged-out, blow-dried, corn-rowed, ghetto-fabulous,...

07.08.2024 4

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

Some of Paris Games commentary has been an Olympic fail

It was a brain explosion that got you into this mess, of course. There you were, watching the Olympic qualifiers, when you saw that trick featuring...

01.08.2024 2

WA Today

Michelle Cazzulino

Some of Paris Games commentary has been an Olympic fail

It was a brain explosion that got you into this mess, of course. There you were, watching the Olympic qualifiers, when you saw that trick featuring...

01.08.2024 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Michelle Cazzulino

Some of Paris Games commentary has been an Olympic fail

It was a brain explosion that got you into this mess, of course. There you were, watching the Olympic qualifiers, when you saw that trick featuring...

01.08.2024 1

The Age

Michelle Cazzulino

Some of Paris Games commentary has been an Olympic fail

It was a brain explosion that got you into this mess, of course. There you were, watching the Olympic qualifiers, when you saw that trick featuring...

01.08.2024 2

Brisbane Times

Michelle Cazzulino

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