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Michael Ian Black

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Trump’s ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ Moment Is Fast Approaching

Trump’s ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ Moment Is Fast Approaching

Even under the best of circumstances, Trump is almost dead. I’m speaking actuarially. He’s old, obese, can’t stay awake in meetings, and his...

09.04.2026 5

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

An Exclusive Look at Trump’s New Address to the Nation

Four weeks ago, our brave military launched—on my orders—Operation Epic Fury. How incredible is that name? Epic Fury. Sounds like a Mad Max movie....

01.04.2026 5

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

ICE Barbie’s Big Balloon Boob-Loving Husband Is Fair Game

This column is being republished with permission from its original home on Substack. For more from Michael Ian Black, subscribe here. Anxious liberals...

01.04.2026 7

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

The Blue Tsunami Hit Mar-a-Lago. Surely Trump Is Sunk?

The commies have taken West Palm. This week, the tony South Florida enclave and home to Mar-a-Lago held a special election for a vacant state House...

26.03.2026 20

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Trump’s Most Dangerous War Isn’t in Iran. It’s in MAGA-land

Mom, the white supremacists are fighting again! This week’s MAGA temper tantrum began with the abrupt resignation of Joe Kent—a former Green...

19.03.2026 20

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Joe Rogan and the Podcast Bros Are Having Second Thoughts

We’re starting to see a few miserly mea culpas emerging from the loose-knit collection of podcast influencers who went to bat for Trump in 2024: Joe...

12.03.2026 30

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Pentagon Pete Should Get to Spend Millions More on Crabs

The problem isn’t the $124,000 Pete Hegseth’s Department of Defense spent on ice cream machines last September. Or the $15.1 million they spent on...

12.03.2026 20

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Pentagon Pete Is Waging War Like a ‘Call of Duty’ Troll

Bro, this Iran attack is based. So epic. Such fury. Secretary of Half-Completed Pull-Ups, Pete Hegseth, freaking killed it as his press conference...

06.03.2026 20

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

The Horror Movie Feud Tearing Apart MAGA Faithful

“Candace Owens is an evil, twisted human being.” —Ben Shapiro, February 24, 2026. (The same Candace Owens he hired for his publication, The...

26.02.2026 30

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

If Aliens Are Coming, Shouldn’t We Tidy Things Up a Little?

No, Barack Obama did not just reveal the existence of E.T. As The Daily Beast’s (self-appointed) UFO beat reporter, I took special notice when the...

19.02.2026 40

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

This Is The Olympic Gold Medal Whiny Baby Trump Deserves

I also have mixed emotions about my nation at the Olympics right now, Hunter Hess. A few days ago, the freestyle skier offered some tepid criticism of...

13.02.2026 100

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

What’s Tulsi Gabbard’s Big Bad Secret? We Have Guesses...

06.02.2026 40

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Melania’s New Movie Is a Documentary. It's Also a Tragedy

30.01.2026 30

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Michael Ian Black

Mumbling, Menacing Trump Turns Davos Into a Mafia Den

22.01.2026 10

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Michael Ian Black

Trump's Coming for You—The Press Is Just Standing in the Way

15.01.2026 40

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Michael Ian Black

Five Years Later, It’s Clear Jan 6 (and Trump) Broke America

08.01.2026 60

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Michael Ian Black

End-of-Year Performance Reviews For the Trump Administration

17.12.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

It’s Clear That Trump, 79, Is as Cooked as a Well-Done Steak

11.12.2025 100

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Michael Ian Black

It's Hegseth's Drug Boat Sh**show, But Patel's Ship is Sunk

04.12.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Travel Plans For Thanksgiving? We’re All Going to Crazy Town

27.11.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Why We’re All Winning Bigly In Trump’s War With MTG

20.11.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Never Forget Trump’s Perfectly Grotesque 'Gatsby' Party

I waited until the last minute to purchase my Halloween costume and wouldn’t you know it? By the time I got to my local Spirit Halloween (which,...

06.11.2025 30

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Trump, 79, Stumbles Through Gaffe-Filled Asia Tour

30.10.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

A Strongly Worded Letter From Donald Trump’s HOA

22.10.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Why Downbeat Trump, 79, Is Suffering His Most Miserable Week

16.10.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

My Fellow Americans, It’s Time to Elect an AI President

As an actor myself (very famous), I’m unnerved by the introduction of Tilly Norwood, the AI “actress” attracting attention for its lifelike “...

08.10.2025 10

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Hegseth Is Trying to Turn the Pentagon Into ‘Fight Club’

01.10.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Why I Owe My MAGA Besties a Big Jimmy Kimmel Apology

24.09.2025 20

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

MAGA’S ‘Free Speech’ Masks are Off: They’re 1000% Snowflakes

18.09.2025 10

The Daily Beast

Michael Ian Black

Of Course Donald Trump Is Innocent

14.09.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Donald Trump Is Going Down—and He Knows It

04.09.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Socialism Is Right Here In Donald Trump’s America. Rejoice!

27.08.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Long Live Donald Trump—and His Dubious Cankles

21.08.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors Picks Are a Real Who’s Who

14.08.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Hands Off Sydney Sweeney!

07.08.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Why It Matters That Trump’s MAGA Faithful Are Revolting

16.07.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Why You Really, Really Should Pity Ted Cruz’s Greek Tragedy

10.07.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Welp, Donald Trump’s America Has Made Me a Conservative

04.07.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

How Trump’s Golden Escalator Predicted the Decade It Started

16.06.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

I’ve Got Ideas for Your 79th Birthday Present, Mr. President

14.06.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Man, I Love the Wholly Unconfirmed Musk-and-Millers Throuple

05.06.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

Why Dems’ Latest Big Idea Is Destined to Fail

23.05.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

I’m a College Dropout and I’m Better at Civics than Roberts

14.05.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Thank You ‘Fewer Toys’ Trump, You’re a Bigger Grinch than Me

08.05.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

No Bar Is Too Low For Trump’s Billionaires to Bend Under

01.05.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

The Defense Our Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Deserves

24.04.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Why It Matters That Harvard Said No

18.04.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Why Wait Till 2028? We Need an Election Do-Over—Right Now

09.04.2025 20

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Michael Ian Black

It’s Liberation Day! Let’s Party Down

03.04.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black

Why I Don’t Have Enough F-Words for Deez Nutz Hegseth’s F-Up

26.03.2025 10

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Michael Ian Black