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                    Kerri SackvilleBrisbane Times | 
                

After years of being the ‘John’, I am enjoying being a ‘Jane’.

  
After years of being the ‘John’, I am enjoying being a ‘Jane’.

  After years of being the ‘John’, I am enjoying being a ‘Jane’.

  After years of being the ‘John’, I am enjoying being a ‘Jane’.

  I know that nervous laughter is a physiological response, and that it does not correlate with lack of love.

  I know that nervous laughter is a physiological response, and that it does not correlate with lack of love.

  I know that nervous laughter is a physiological response, and that it does not correlate with lack of love.

  I know that nervous laughter is a physiological response, and that it does not correlate with lack of love.

  I could not see a thing and there was nothing I could do. I was driving blind on a busy highway in the middle of a storm.

  I could not see a thing and there was nothing I could do. I was driving blind on a busy highway in the middle of a storm.

  I could not see a thing and there was nothing I could do. I was driving blind on a busy highway in the middle of a storm.

  I could not see a thing and there was nothing I could do. I was driving blind on a busy highway in the middle of a storm.

  The box was the size of a washing machine. It was, however, surprisingly light.

  The box was the size of a washing machine. It was, however, surprisingly light.

  The box was the size of a washing machine. It was, however, surprisingly light.

  The box was the size of a washing machine. It was, however, surprisingly light.

  By the final hour, I would be climbing out of my skin, a half-mad husk of a human being.

  By the final hour, I would be climbing out of my skin, a half-mad husk of a human being.

  By the final hour, I would be climbing out of my skin, a half-mad husk of a human being.

  By the final hour, I would be climbing out of my skin, a half-mad husk of a human being.

  I was horrified, and told her in no uncertain terms to return the item, then marched her back to the store.

  I was horrified, and told her in no uncertain terms to return the item, then marched her back to the store.

  I was horrified, and told her in no uncertain terms to return the item, then marched her back to the store.

  I was horrified, and told her in no uncertain terms to return the item, then marched her back to the store.

  The pain of that day has left a scar on us all.

  The pain of that day has left a scar on us all.

  The pain of that day has left a scar on us all.

  The pain of that day has left a scar on us all.

  There is an order to the culinary universe. If I defy it and feast at noon, I’m a couch potato before sundown.

  There is an order to the culinary universe. If I defy it and feast at noon, I’m a couch potato before sundown.

  There is an order to the culinary universe. If I defy it and feast at noon, I’m a couch potato before sundown.

  There is an order to the culinary universe. If I defy it and feast at noon, I’m a couch potato before sundown.

  I am a person of simple tastes. So why do I splurge on little luxury items?

  I am a person of simple tastes. So why do I splurge on little luxury items?

  I am a person of simple tastes. So why do I splurge on little luxury items?

  I am a person of simple tastes. So why do I splurge on little luxury items?

  The women on our screens are looking more and more alike. Then along comes the unconventionally striking Aimee Lou Wood. I can’t keep my eyes off her.

  The women on our screens are looking more and more alike. Then along comes the unconventionally striking Aimee Lou Wood. I can’t keep my eyes off her.

  The women on our screens are looking more and more alike. Then along comes the unconventionally striking Aimee Lou Wood. I can’t keep my eyes off her.

  The women on our screens are looking more and more alike. Then along comes the unconventionally striking Aimee Lou Wood. I can’t keep my eyes off her.

  My response to medical appointments is like a demented Murphy’s law: what can go wrong, will go wrong, even if it means it suddenly and inexplicably...

  My response to medical appointments is like a demented Murphy’s law: what can go wrong, will go wrong, even if it means it suddenly and inexplicably...

  My response to medical appointments is like a demented Murphy’s law: what can go wrong, will go wrong, even if it means it suddenly and inexplicably...

  My response to medical appointments is like a demented Murphy’s law: what can go wrong, will go wrong, even if it means it suddenly and inexplicably...

  I’m no foodie, but my Instagram feed is the full smorgasbord – as long as someone else is cooking.

  I’m no foodie, but my Instagram feed is the full smorgasbord – as long as someone else is cooking.

  I’m no foodie, but my Instagram feed is the full smorgasbord – as long as someone else is cooking.

  I’m no foodie, but my Instagram feed is the full smorgasbord – as long as someone else is cooking.

  All those months, all that work, all that money, shrunk to a rag.

  All those months, all that work, all that money, shrunk to a rag.
