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Jane Green

The Guardian

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My girlfriend is asking me to try a painful new method to fix my 'size issue'

My girlfriend is asking me to try a painful new method to fix my 'size issue'

My girlfriend and I have been seeing each other for a few months and we just became official. I matched with her on a dating app and we talked online...

05.02.2025 4

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I thought something I did to my son as a baby made me a good parent. Now I'm terrified it'll ruin his adult life

I thought something I did to my son as a baby made me a good parent. Now I'm terrified it'll ruin his adult life

Dear Jane, My son just turned 17 and I'm starting to get very worried about a bad habit he has developed... which I think might be my fault.

02.02.2025 10

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I've discovered my neighbor's dirty little secret. If I expose her it'll ruin her life. But is that so wrong?

I've discovered my neighbor's dirty little secret. If I expose her it'll ruin her life. But is that so wrong?

Dear Jane, I live in a small, tight-knit neighborhood. Everybody knows everybody and we all love to gossip. My next-door neighbor acts like she is...

29.01.2025 1

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I read my teen daughter's diary and discovered a dangerous secret. Do I need to call the police?

I read my teen daughter's diary and discovered a dangerous secret. Do I need to call the police?

Dear Jane, My 16-year-old daughter had been going through an angsty/moody phase for a few months now and it's getting unbearable.

26.01.2025 2

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I'm being judged at my gym for a 'disgusting' habit, but I refuse to stop

I'm being judged at my gym for a 'disgusting' habit, but I refuse to stop

Dear Jane, I recently joined a very expensive, sparklingly clean new gym. In the weight room and the exercise studios, there are staff members...

22.01.2025 20

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I find my husband's celebrity crush DISGUSTING and it's making me question his preferences

I find my husband's celebrity crush DISGUSTING and it's making me question his preferences

My husband joked about being jealous of my crush, and so I told him that he is allowed to have a celebrity crush too - and I'm not allowed to be...

19.01.2025 10

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I hate my son's 'ugly' girlfriend... and what she's done to him

My youngest son is 21 years old and recently introduced us to his girlfriend. He met her on a dating app and they've been seeing each other for about...

15.01.2025 20

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My husband's annoying New Years resolution is ruining MY life... so I'm sabotaging him

Dear Jane, January has become my least favorite month in recent years because of my husband's insufferable New Year's resolutions.

12.01.2025 10

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I fell head over heels in love with a man I met online - but when we met in person for the first time I was HORRIFIED

Dear Jane, I recently met a man online and fell very much in love. I never believed that people could fall in love online, that they could form such...

26.12.2024 40

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My new mother-in-law just gave me a kinky Christmas gift

Dear Jane, My husband and I got married earlier this year are spending  Christmas with his parents for the first time. My husband's two brothers...

25.12.2024 30

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I received an unexpected phone call about a shattering family 'secret'... Do I dare confront my father?

Dear Jane, Something disturbing happened the other day and I can't stop thinking about it. It was around 11pm and I was home alone when I got a...

22.12.2024 6

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My wife says she will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump

Dear Jane, My wife and I have been together for three years and married for just over one. We have a lot in common – except when it comes to...

03.11.2024 30

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