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Jack Handey

The New Yorker

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Effigies of Me

Would you like the standard, “classic” effigy of me, suitable for hanging from a tree limb or a scaffold? Or would you like the effigy of me that...

tuesday 6

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Jack Handey

Some Funny Things About Getting Old

Everything’s shot. Why not laugh about it?

18.08.2025 8

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Jack Handey

A Troubleshooting Guide to Your Moving Wall of Spikes

Problem: Moving wall of spikes completes migration across room, but victim is not impaled. Cause: Safety tips left on spikes?

10.02.2025 7

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Jack Handey

Cowboy-Dance Future World

Under the secret police’s new rules, officially, the word “yee-haw” no longer exists. Nor does the phrase “Watch me go!”

14.10.2024 30

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Jack Handey