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Ariana Grande’s wicked body weight

By rights, the 33-year-old singer-songwriter and actress Ariana Grande should be at the peak of her profession. She won acclaim for her performances...

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Alexander Larman

The agony of the villa holiday

There are those Spectator readers who are fortunate enough to own their own luxurious villas in some suitably picturesque European locale. For the...

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Is this the end of Argos?

It seems incredible, in the year of our lord 2026, that Argos still exists. And no, I don’t mean Odysseus’ dog; I mean the chain of...

31.07.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The greatness of Sam Neill

The recent death of the actor Sam Neill, at the age of 78, was greeted with a mixture of surprise, sorrow and, in many quarters, unexpected grief. It...

29.07.2026 10

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There’s only one reason Meghan Markle went on MasterChef Australia

Picture the scene. You have bravely battled onto the set of MasterChef Australia, hoping that your strawberry pavlova or similar hero dish is going...

29.07.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

There’s only one reason Meghan went on MasterChef Australia

Picture the scene. You have bravely battled onto the set of MasterChef Australia, hoping that your strawberry pavlova or similar hero dish is going...

27.07.2026 8

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Are the British the most evil people in history?

Are the British the most evil people in history?

If you have not spent a great deal of time on the internet, you will probably know the British actress Jameela Jamil for her starring role in the...

25.07.2026 10

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Politics / Will Burnham and the King get on?

Now that Britain’s latest prime minister has gone through the ritual of ‘kissing hands’ with the monarch – these days, a small bow tends to be...

20.07.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Long live the working lunch

Every time statistics are released about our lunching habits, I become ever more depressed. Apparently, as many as seven in ten of us fail to leave...

15.07.2026 10

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‘Phone hacking’ / Prince Harry has lost his most high-stakes gamble

It was always going to go this way. Every gambler eventually loses, and the higher profile that loss, the greater the eventual humiliation. But...

07.07.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The vulgarity of the Swift-Kelce wedding

When Taylor Swift, the billionaire pop star, announced her engagement to Travis Kelce, the rather less wealthy (although still multi-millionaire) NFL...

07.07.2026 20

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For hire / Tom Hiddleston and the pitfalls of advertising

Amidst the summer’s plethora of advertisements aimed at the moronic, desperate and gullible, an especially crass one stands out. Ralph...

06.07.2026 20

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Kate Middleton is the royal family’s best ambassador

If you had been queuing up to buy tickets at Wimbledon yesterday, then you might have been forgiven for doubting your eyesight to see none other than...

03.07.2026 20

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Why Yesteryear is the controversial bestseller of 2026

If you’ve spent more than five minutes on social media in the past couple of years, you will probably be familiar with the tradwife phenomenon that...

01.07.2026 10

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Why shouldn’t Queen Camilla meet with J.K. Rowling?

One of the many likeable characteristics of Queen Camilla is that she has a clear, full-throated passion for literature. She has taken her husband,...

01.07.2026 10

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The peerless Penelope Keith

The news that Dame Penelope Keith has died at the age of 86 has devastated lovers of great British humour, to say nothing of Spectator readers. The...

30.06.2026 10

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Royals / Britain won’t mind if Meghan stays away

If you wanted to contrast the public lives of the two warring sides of the Royal Family, last weekend gave us the perfect opportunity to do so. The...

29.06.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

What went wrong with the Madonna biopic?

Madonna Louise Ciconne has had one of the more eventful American lives of the past half-century, and it is little wonder that she might wish to depict...

27.06.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Is King Charles really being open about his finances?

When it was announced that King Charles was going to become the first monarch in history to release details of how much income tax he paid, it seemed...

26.06.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Is the Armie Hammer comeback going to happen?

When the actor Armie Hammer looked like he was on the verge of becoming a big star, it was an endless source of amusement for gossip columnists and...

18.06.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The political awkwardness of the 2026 Tony Awards

Every year, the American theater world gathers in New York to celebrate the best of the best, and every year, writers like me ask why the judges have...

11.06.2026 10

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It’s time to turn the page on ‘romantasy’

I wrote recently about my delight that an excellent second-hand bookshop has opened in my home city of Oxford. Well, karma has come around. In the...

09.06.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

It’s time to turn the page on ‘romantasy’

I wrote recently about my delight that an excellent second-hand bookshop has opened in my home city of Oxford. Well, karma has come around. In the...

09.06.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Rosamund Pike was right to berate her phone-using audience

Many people find the idea of actors breaking the fourth wall while on stage mortifying. As such, they will react to the news that Rosamund Pike, the...

06.06.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Did former prince Andrew need to charge his tenants full rent?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was photographed driving yesterday with a large bruise on his face. Whichever unfortunate “well-placed source” that has...

06.06.2026 20

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Did Andrew need to charge his Royal Lodge tenants full rent?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was photographed driving yesterday with a large bruise on his face. Whichever unfortunate ‘well-placed source’ that has...

05.06.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

How the YouTubers beat Star Wars

Last weekend saw the most unlikely battle between David and Goliath. The little film that could was none other than the psychological horror film...

02.06.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Don’t write off second-hand books

It has become commonplace for pessimistic bibliophiles like me to say that second-hand bookshops are an endangered species. You can pick your reason...

02.06.2026 10

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New tricks / Why Arthur Miller is back in the limelight

Arthur Miller may have died two decades ago, but America’s answer to Euripides and Sophocles is having a moment. The great tragedian’s plays have...

02.06.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

New tricks / Why Arthur Miller is back in the limelight

Arthur Miller may have died two decades ago, but America’s answer to Euripides and Sophocles is having a moment. The great tragedian’s plays have...

01.06.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Why Arthur Miller is back in the limelight

Arthur Miller may have died two decades ago, but America’s answer to Euripides and Sophocles is having a moment. The great tragedian’s plays have...

30.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Prince William will never be a centrist dad

Relatability and the Royals have not traditionally been obvious bedfellows, and, for many, that is part of their charm. Britain’s first family have,...

29.05.2026 40

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AI Ozzy Osbourne is a terrible idea

If you were one of the millions of Ozzy Osbourne fans who mourned the death of the Black Sabbath frontman when he died last summer, then you may, or...

28.05.2026 30

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AI Ozzy Osbourne is a terrible idea

If you were one of the millions of Ozzy Osbourne fans who mourned the death of the Black Sabbath frontman when he died last summer, then you may, or...

28.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Colbert quit the stage with a whimper not a bang

Before the final episode of the Stephen Colbert-hosted Late Show, President Trump was asked what he thought about the demise of a program that was...

22.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Why did the Queen push for Andrew to become a trade envoy?

The Andrew formerly known as ‘Prince’ was always supposedly his mother’s favourite child. He had a degree of indulgence paid to him that his...

21.05.2026 20

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Why did the Queen push for Andrew to become a trade envoy?

The Andrew formerly known as ‘Prince’ was always supposedly his mother’s favourite child. He had a degree of indulgence paid to him that his...

21.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

How Disney spoiled Star Wars

This week, the new Star Wars movie – the first live action film since 2019’s commercially successful but largely ridiculed Rise of Skywalker –...

20.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

How Disney ruined Star Wars

This week, the new Star Wars picture – the first live action film since 2019’s commercially successful but largely ridiculed Rise of Skywalker –...

19.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Politics has robbed Eurovision of its silliness

Here we go again. Every year, with the inevitability of death, taxes and political regicide, the BBC’s Eurovision coverage reminds viewers that...

18.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Nul points / Politics has robbed Eurovision of its silliness

Here we go again. Every year, with the inevitability of death, taxes and political regicide, the BBC’s Eurovision coverage reminds viewers that...

17.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Politics has robbed Eurovision of its silliness

Here we go again. Every year, with the inevitability of death, taxes and political regicide, the BBC’s Eurovision coverage reminds viewers that...

16.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Joe Biden’s memoir will humiliate him

Just before writing this piece, I saw Gary Oldman in a London production of Samuel Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape. For those unfamiliar, the play...

12.05.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Joe Biden’s memoir will humiliate him

Just before writing this piece, I saw Gary Oldman in a London production of Samuel Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape. For those unfamiliar, the play...

12.05.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Does The Odyssey confirm that Sir Christopher Nolan is camp?

Sir Christopher Nolan is many things. The Spielberg/Lucas/Cameron manqué of our time. A double Oscar-winner for Oppenheimer, a picture that is...

06.05.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Britain would never host the Met Gala

So, the Met Gala has rolled around again, with the predictability of death, taxes and the knowledge that some of the world’s most tedious...

06.05.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Should the Princess Diana tapes be released?

As King Charles returns to Britain this weekend, secure in the knowledge that his state visit to the United States has been a great diplomatic...

02.05.2026 20

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