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Is Charles Spencer telling the truth about the King?

When Earl Spencer was interviewed by Larry King in 1997, he had nothing but words of praise for the-then Prince Charles, in the aftermath of Diana’s...

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Alexander Larman

Is Charles Spencer right about King Charles?

As soon as news broke that copies of Charles Spencer’s memoir about the late Princess of Wales, Swan Song: Diana, My Sister, had been stolen from...

17.09.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Brown furniture isn’t dead

Throw out your grandfather clocks, the naysayers said, and banish your commodes to the scrapheap and junkshop. Brown furniture – invented in the...

17.09.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Brown furniture isn’t dead

Throw out your grandfather clocks, the naysayers said, and banish your commodes to the scrapheap and junkshop. Brown furniture – invented in the...

16.09.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Do Harry and Meghan have a point about their security?

As soon as it was announced, somewhat unexpectedly, that Harry and Meghan would be returning to Britain, with the primary intention of educating their...

15.09.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The resistible eccentricity of Lewes

Anyone who has ever lived in Lewes won’t be surprised to hear that the East Sussex town has become the first in England to recognise the rights of...

14.09.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Robin Hood has lost his way

For those of us whose fondest memories of Robin Hood on screen are either Richard Greene appropriately resplendent in green as he rides through an...

07.09.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

Chris Langham was disgusting but talented

The death of the convicted sex offender, actor and writer Chris Langham of pancreatic cancer at the age of 77 brings to an unhappy end one of the...

03.09.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Royal family / The Windsors have much to learn from Harald of Norway’s reign

The death of the Norwegian monarch, King Harald, at the age of 89 might, initially, seem like a sad but ultimately inconsequential event as far as the...

30.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Tim Curry was the king of camp

“Do Tim Curry proud,” my friend Simon said to me when he heard I was writing about him. Simon is, admittedly, a Tim Curry fan extraordinaire whose...

30.08.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

The Windsors have much to learn from Harald of Norway’s reign

The death of the Norwegian monarch, King Harald, at the age of 89 might, initially, seem like a sad but ultimately inconsequential event as far as the...

28.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Who should pay for Meghan and Harry’s security?

It isn’t long now until the joyous day that Harry and Meghan once more make Britain their home, but several aspects of their return are still...

27.08.2026 10

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Alexander Larman

RIP Dolly Parton

‘And try to make the most of every moment / ’Cause if you never try, you never win.’ There are few more appropriate lines with which to begin...

27.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

On her terms / RIP Dolly Parton

‘And try to make the most of every moment / ’Cause if you never try, you never win.’ There are few more appropriate lines with which to begin...

26.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Keep Spoons noisy!

The much-loved – in some quarters – Wetherspoon pub chain is associated with many things. For their supporters, who include this writer, they...

25.08.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Who should pay for Meghan and Harry’s security?

It isn’t long now until the joyous day that Harry and Meghan once more make Britain their home, but several aspects of their return are still...

24.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Harry is paying for his hubris

It has been quite the week for Prince Harry. A couple of days ago, he announced that he would be moving his family back to Britain – not in years,...

21.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Goodbye, Harry and Meghan

A shade over three decades ago, Gary Barlow and Take That sang ‘Whatever I said, I didn’t mean it, I want you back for good’. ‘Back for...

21.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Harry and Meghan’s return to Britain is no April Fool’s

A shade over three decades ago, Gary Barlow and Take That sang ‘Whatever I said, I didn’t mean it, I want you back for good’. ‘Back for...

20.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Should Buckingham Palace reveal more about Charles’s cancer?

King Charles is currently on his summer holiday in Balmoral. After the stresses and difficulties of the past few months – which have included a...

19.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

J'accuse list / What happened to Will Self?

It is usually taken as a given, for better or worse, that the Grand Old Men of English letters tend to move, if not necessarily to the right, to an...

19.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Holidays shouldn’t be for snobby reading

When I go on my hols this summer, I will, as ever, be taking a couple of novels with me. My golden rule for any break is only to take the kind of...

17.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

What do changing emoji trends tell us about society?

When did you, Spectator readers, last send an emoji in a text, DM or, gasp, email? I’ve just looked through the last...

15.08.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Amanda Knox should not do comedy

I am a great believer that there should be no unbroachable topic in comedy, as long as the person broaching it does so in a funny enough fashion....

08.08.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Amanda Knox should not do comedy

I am a great believer that there should be no unbroachable topic in comedy, as long as the person broaching it does so in a funny enough fashion....

07.08.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

The wicked exploitation of Ariana Grande

By rights, the 33-year-old singer-songwriter and actress Ariana Grande should be at the peak of her profession. She won acclaim for her performances...

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Alexander Larman

Ariana Grande’s wicked body weight

By rights, the 33-year-old singer-songwriter and actress Ariana Grande should be at the peak of her profession. She won acclaim for her performances...

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Alexander Larman

The agony of the villa holiday

There are those Spectator readers who are fortunate enough to own their own luxurious villas in some suitably picturesque European locale. For the...

03.08.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Is this the end of Argos?

It seems incredible, in the year of our lord 2026, that Argos still exists. And no, I don’t mean Odysseus’ dog; I mean the chain of...

31.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

The greatness of Sam Neill

The recent death of the actor Sam Neill, at the age of 78, was greeted with a mixture of surprise, sorrow and, in many quarters, unexpected grief. It...

29.07.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

There’s only one reason Meghan Markle went on MasterChef Australia

Picture the scene. You have bravely battled onto the set of MasterChef Australia, hoping that your strawberry pavlova or similar hero dish is going...

29.07.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

There’s only one reason Meghan went on MasterChef Australia

Picture the scene. You have bravely battled onto the set of MasterChef Australia, hoping that your strawberry pavlova or similar hero dish is going...

27.07.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Are the British the most evil people in history?

If you have not spent a great deal of time on the internet, you will probably know the British actress Jameela Jamil for her starring role in the...

25.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Politics / Will Burnham and the King get on?

Now that Britain’s latest prime minister has gone through the ritual of ‘kissing hands’ with the monarch – these days, a small bow tends to be...

20.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Long live the working lunch

Every time statistics are released about our lunching habits, I become ever more depressed. Apparently, as many as seven in ten of us fail to leave...

15.07.2026 30

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‘Phone hacking’ / Prince Harry has lost his most high-stakes gamble

It was always going to go this way. Every gambler eventually loses, and the higher profile that loss, the greater the eventual humiliation. But...

07.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

The vulgarity of the Swift-Kelce wedding

When Taylor Swift, the billionaire pop star, announced her engagement to Travis Kelce, the rather less wealthy (although still multi-millionaire) NFL...

07.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

For hire / Tom Hiddleston and the pitfalls of advertising

Amidst the summer’s plethora of advertisements aimed at the moronic, desperate and gullible, an especially crass one stands out. Ralph...

06.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Kate Middleton is the royal family’s best ambassador

If you had been queuing up to buy tickets at Wimbledon yesterday, then you might have been forgiven for doubting your eyesight to see none other than...

03.07.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Why Yesteryear is the controversial bestseller of 2026

If you’ve spent more than five minutes on social media in the past couple of years, you will probably be familiar with the tradwife phenomenon that...

01.07.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

Why shouldn’t Queen Camilla meet with J.K. Rowling?

One of the many likeable characteristics of Queen Camilla is that she has a clear, full-throated passion for literature. She has taken her husband,...

01.07.2026 20

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Alexander Larman

The peerless Penelope Keith

The news that Dame Penelope Keith has died at the age of 86 has devastated lovers of great British humour, to say nothing of Spectator readers. The...

30.06.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Royals / Britain won’t mind if Meghan stays away

If you wanted to contrast the public lives of the two warring sides of the Royal Family, last weekend gave us the perfect opportunity to do so. The...

29.06.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

What went wrong with the Madonna biopic?

Madonna Louise Ciconne has had one of the more eventful American lives of the past half-century, and it is little wonder that she might wish to depict...

27.06.2026 30

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Alexander Larman

Is King Charles really being open about his finances?

When it was announced that King Charles was going to become the first monarch in history to release details of how much income tax he paid, it seemed...

26.06.2026 20

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Alexander Larman