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Jump to Lightspeed With a Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp

“It’s not just decoration, honey! It’s functional! I need it!”

By Matt Jancer | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Let’s be honest. I could tell you that placing a fairly realistic reproduction of the Millennium Falcon on your desk would make you a more productive worker, eager to sit down at your home office’s desk or kitchen table and look forward to work, and maybe that’s just the kind of self-delusional rationalization you need to make the purchase (which I’m all for). But you’ll probably just end up staring at the intricate details on the hand-sized starship.

This Paladone Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp is on sale for $50, down from its $60 retail price, and it’s........

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