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4 Gutter-Brained Blink-182 Joke Songs Ranked by How They’d Act on a First Date

Ever wonder how Blink-182’s most gutter-brained joke songs would act if they were on a first date? No? Just me?

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While digging through the archives of horny 2000s pop-punk songs not long ago, an idea occurred: What if we created a list exclusively of horny Blink-182 songs? They have enough of them, why not?

Anyone who’s been a Blink-182 fan for more than ten minutes knows that’s a crucial part of the whole package. So, after careful consideration, we narrowed down four decent Blink-182 joke songs.

To take it a bit further, here’s how I think these Blink-182 joke songs would act on a first date. In the spirit of videos like “How my boyfriend thinks my handknit sweaters would flirt with you at a party,” of course. Ranked from Seriously Gutter-Brained to Federal Government Watchlist Now.

“Mother’s Day” appeared as a bonus track on the “red take off” version of Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. As far as Blink-182 joke songs go, it’s pretty standard fare. References to sex acts that aren’t so much references as they are explicitly stated as the only lyrics. “Mother’s Day” would be pretty tame on a first date, however, at........

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