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3 of the Horniest 2000s Pop-Punk Songs

1 million likes and we’ll rank every horny Blink-182 song ever written. 

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Pop-punk of the 2000s is a smorgasbord of typically male horniness, varying from the unsuspectingly sexual All-American Rejects, to the tragically unfaithful The Killers, to the juvenile gutter-minded Blink-182. Actually, we could dedicate an entire series of lists just to Blink-182’s horny songs. But for the sake of variety, we narrowed it down.

How to possibly choose just one song from the horny pop-punk maestros themselves? It was definitely difficult, what with such masterworks as “F*** A Dog”, “Blow Job”, “Mother’s Day”, and the lyrical tour de force “Built This Pool”. Clearly, that’s a joke, but there is merit to Blink-182’s versatility. Anyway, “Mutt” ultimately made the cut this time.

Inspired by pro surfer/Tom DeLonge’s former roommate Benji Weatherly and released on Enema of the State (technically 1999 but close enough), “Mutt”........

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