I challenge you to prove your sexual orientation. Go!

Not sure how to do that? Good, because I don’t really want to know what you might come up with to prove it, any of it, in any direction. Plus, I’m not really interested – I don’t care what you do as long as whoever you do it with is of age and willing. You have to explain your life to God; I don’t.

That being said, California is asking some people to prove that they’re gay so their companies can qualify for certain government contracts. Why? Because if there are set-asides for gay-owned businesses, someone might simply claim to be bisexual and get some of those contracts. How can you prove they’re lying? The state has a checklist to make sure recipients of gay set-asides are gay enough, which means we finally found some fraud Democrats are against.

It's true, the state has standards to prevent secret—some might say "closeted"—straight people from getting gay contracts with the state’s utilities.

No, you don’t have to walk in there and make out with a guy or bring in a string of people to claim they’ve had sex with you (though they’d probably accept both, honestly). Nope, you have to check one of the following boxes, according to Chris Rufo:

REQUIRED FOR LGBTBE APPLICANTS:

Proof of qualifying owner(s)' LGBT status

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