Jochnowitz: Trump TV, making television great again
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Dear Valued American,
I am thrilled, probably more thrilled than any president (including the late great Odysseus Troy Grant, on returning home from the 20-year-long Civil War that would not have happened if I had been president) has ever been, at a level no one could ever imagine, to announce the pre-release sale of Trump TV.
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Trump TV — or TT, as we like to call it in the very exclusive Doral Golf Course locker room — is a joint venture between the Federal Communications Commission, Department of Homeland Security and the Trump Organization and which, according to a careful review by my great attorney general, Pam Bondi, does not violate any emolument clause or involve any conflicts of interest no matter what the fake media or legal “experts” (probably poorly educated Harvard Law School graduates) say.
Trump TV is unlike any TV you have ever experienced. It features content thoroughly vetted by ME personally to make sure that what you see and hear is not just fair and balanced but unbiased toward all things "Trump." Plus it has the most patriotic programming you will find, more patriotic than even the very lame Fox News (except Hannity) and other so-called “right-wing” TV........
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