Well, we finally understand why Donald Trump believes he won the 2020 election.

Some background first.

Former President Obama, while being interviewed on a podcast, was asked if aliens are real.

He replied, to the surprise of his interviewer, Brian Tyler Cohen, that he didn’t see evidence that aliens “have made contact with us.”

“They’re real. But I haven’t seen them. And, they’re not being kept in Area 51 (a top-secret test side in the Nevada Desert). There’s no underground facility — unless there’s this enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the president of the United States.”

A few days later, he decided to address the issue again, stating “…since it’s gotten attention let me clarify. Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good there’s life out there. But the distances between solar systems are so great that the chances we’ve been visited by aliens is low, and I saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us. Really!”

That sure clarifies it.

Obama also revealed for the first time that he inquired about aliens when he was elected in 2008. “When I came into office, I asked, ‘Is there a lab somewhere where we’re keeping the alien specimens and spaceship? And you know, they did a little bit of research, and the answer was no.”

But he added, “What is true, and I’m actually being serious here, is that there are — there’s footage and records of objects in the skies, that we don’t know exactly what they are. We can’t explain how they moved, their trajectory… And so, you know, I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is.”

Trump did not miss a beat.

“There you have it,” Trump said. “Those aliens account for the 11,780 votes I needed in Georgia. They landed there because they did not need photo ID to vote.

“Some mail-in alien votes are still coming in because the mail is traveling quite a distance from outer space. Some of the aliens might have voted in the other six swing states. That’s why I want investigations to continue.

“Now, Obama at least admits aliens exist. Of course, he won’t say that the Democrats have been working the left-wing loonies in space for some time.

“That’s one reason I want to stop the space program. That astronaut that was allegedly ill in the international space station and brought back early wasn’t really sick. I ordered him returned to Earth because he was campaigning while on space walks.

“I saw his campaign literature floating out there and I told NASA, bring that guy back immediately.”

Trump said he is considering creating a special ICE deportation division.

“No more voting by aliens in the November election,” said Trump.  “I have reserved all of Elon Musk’s rockets to take them back where they came from.”

Trump posted the following on his Truth Social:

“Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs).”

He said he is confident the files will reveal alien involvement in our elections.

But he had no comment if aliens are mentioned in the Epstein Files or if he believed they visited the convicted sex trafficker on his private island.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., secretary of health and human services, advised the president that the aliens are also responsible for bringing COVID to the planet.

“In addition, some of my exclusive research also indicates they may be responsible for other illnesses,” said Kennedy. “There is a reason they all look so green.”

Meanwhile, when Obama got home from the interview, Michelle, quoting her husband, said, “Really?” but she used the word as a question.

“You never mentioned this to me in our eight years in the White House,” she said.  “Actually, that explains a lot about some of your decisions and the nights you were gone and wouldn’t tell me where you were going. Also, I now understand why you spend so much time with the telescope.”

Obama tried to explain that he really did not believe in aliens.

“Look, honey, I haven’t been front page news in a while and I thought this would give me some exposure.”

Barak noticed that Michelle did not seem to be placated, so he added, “I promise I will sell my telescope and quit humming, ‘Starry, Starry Night’ and David Bowie’s ‘Starman.’”

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