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Letters for Sunday, January 4, 2026

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Want to get rich? Get a job helping the rich

In order to protect the air and water and to keep energy prices from exploding, I am making some personal observations to draw less costly conclusions than those given by Artificial Intelligence.

Question for MY-AI: What field should I enter where an average guy won’t be replaced by AI robots in the near future?

MY-AI Answer: The kind of job security you seek grows rarer each day. However, now that unfair taxation schemes have become more widely known, a safe job is possible if you can create a sneakier method to keep the rich getting richer at a hidden cost to the less wealthy.

In other words, by inventing a new way to expand the wealth gap, the answer to your question about finding a secure job is to enter the field of politics.

First, you must secretly reveal your cunning new tax loophole to only the very richest donors. Soon, lots of publicized flattery about you, coupled with vicious slanders about your opponents, will be financed by invisible billionaire grease that slides you into........

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