Pixar’s Wall-E never disclosed what size jumpsuit the morbidly obese space humans were wearing. Turns out, it was probably a snug extra-small. 

The scourge of so-called “vanity sizing” is “forcing petite women into kids’ clothes,” according to The Wall Street Journal. Vanity sizing refers to retailers labelling clothing as the same nominal size — S, M, L, XL — while expanding the garment’s actual size. 

No matter what the scale says or the mirror shows, take comfort in knowing you can continue to purchase pants in a slender size two. Go ahead and supersize your Happy Meal on your way home from the mall, too. 

The Wall Street Journal profiled numerous women who are too slender for modern offerings in the women’s section. They’re........

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