Greetings, Dear Reader,

Well well well … if it isn’t the truth.

I’ll be. Bad news for them, good news for us.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT

Everything I’m about to go through happened in just the last 24-48 hours.

Buckle up.

Let’s start by checking in on celeb world, shall we?

John Leguizamo doesn’t want you to watch any of his movies. I know what you’re thinking, and it’s one of two things. Who? or He’s still making movies?

Yes, Leguizamo says if you support ICE, stop watching his movies and unfollow him. It almost makes me want to follow him and find his movies just to unfollow and stop watching them. Leguizamo isn’t the only random bout of celeb world TDS dropping recently. Enter Molly Ringwald, who stopped being relevant around the time MC Hammer was popular.

Filming herself as she sits on her bed alone at home, Ringwald vows that ICE-supporting Republicans will be found and tried for “treason” once Democrats take back over.

“You are going to be seen as a collaborationist,” says Ringworm, looking like a washed up beat poet.

Meanwhile, Hollywood herald and raging douche Stephen Colbert made waves for saying that you can’t call ICE Nazis because that would be insulting to Nazis. Good one, Stephen, deporting illegals is just like gassing millions of Jews! I’m counting down the days to your final episode, bud, can’t come soon enough.

Not to be outdone, Jennifer Welch declared white Christians “a cancer.” She’s a mid actress who took a break from torturing her face with plastic surgery to become a leading liberal podcaster. She goes on CNN. They love her!

“These are the worst people in our country,” she said of the exact kind of people who founded the country.

Jerry Seinfeld, a universally beloved comic and apparently the only normal........

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