Everything around me is honoring St. Patrick’s Day. Even my favorite cantaloupe’s turned green.

Even that prince of a guy Harry whose missus is still trying to swipe a buck off TV. You know why? Because money’s her favorite color.

St. Pat’s. The faithful march up Fifth and stagger down Sixth. And did you hear about the Galway psychiatrist who used a Murphy bed instead of a couch?

Dick Van Dyke, 99, whose book “Keep Moving: And Other Tips and Truths About Living Well Longer,” told us: “You have to keep the ‘Bang Bang’ in your Chitty Chitty.’ ”

Forget leprechauns, Irish stew and corned beef, what was Irish lass Kathy Hochul’s........

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