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It’s almost time to celebrate America’s 250th birthday — but let’s not forget its greatest city

It’s national party time

Happy birthday, America. July Fourth, we are 250 years old.

And congratulations to Mrs. Pelosi and her hairdresser who were probably around here right from the beginning.

And look at New York’s progress. When the foreign Dutchmen arrived, they spoke lousy English and wore shloompy pants. Today walk on the street and get what? Everyone’s speaking lousy English and wearing shloompy pants.

New York — America’s first capital, land that we love — is still the place of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.

Thanks to babbling Zero Crapdammy our citizens might now wear this year’s clothes and live on next year’s earnings.

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