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I thought I was irreplaceable — then AI replicated ME

We’ve gone to the dogs

I had my friends — two of the city’s top vets who cootchy-coo at my Yorkie — to dinner. Understand, Jellybean is the king. He’s 6 years old, has custom-made Ralph Lauren cashmere sweaters, gets more attention than Tom Cruise and, trust me, definitely pees more than Tom.

Brett Shorenstein, VMD, co-owner of Abingdon Square Veterinary Clinic in the West Village, gave me a lesson on AI. Sitting in my home he told his cellphone he wanted a fake article in the style of Cindy Adams. He suggested that AI write about Dr. Doug Palma at the Animal Medical Center making a diagnosis, or my Yorkie Jellybean, or the Blessing of the Animals. Write about whatever-the-hell Cindy might and in her style.

Here — exactly — is what ChatGPT reported back in two seconds:

Cindy’s Yorkshire Terrier Jellybean has decided he will only drink filtered water served in a porcelain cup. Tap? Please. He’s not running for office.

Speaking of higher powers . . . Her annual Blessing of the........

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