Me, back to work. To kvetch and bitch.

Annoyance: TV anchorettes. Skirts so short you can see where they no longer need touch-ups.

Hookers who now do crossword puzzles vertically so no need to come across.

Chelsea City Councilman Erik Bottcher on Christmas trees that have now lived with us longer than brothers-in-law: “Parks do mulch fests. They repay you with fragrant pine needles that freshen your old sweaters.” But won’t work with husbands.

One graying “analyst” squats in front of his kitchen plus his library of paperbacks which you can view.

Blake Lively’s lawsuit. She’s right. But WHY sign on to a filthy disgusting project like depicting oral sex in the first place?........

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