I'll take the lot.

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As the famous festive song goes, ‘On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a month of oooooorgasms.’

Okay, we may have taken creative liberty on that one, but as someone who has reviewed 100s of sex toys over the years (it’s a hard job, but someone has to do it), I can’t think of a better way to spice up the dark, winter nights than with a special type of advent calendar.

There are a whole array of X-rated sex toy advent calendars on the market, but for me, there’s one brand........

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