Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Venice wedding has officially kicked off (but not in the Scuola Grande della Misericordia location they’d reportedly originally planned – protesters, they claim, took care of that).

Instead, the couple and their guests – speculated to include Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner, Kim Kardashian, Oprah Winfrey, and Eva Longoria – will move to Arsenale, a complex of shipyards quite literally fortified by ancient stone walls.

Those opposed to the undeniably extravagant wedding have a rich seam of complaints to draw from. There are the (many) private jets and superyachts it’s expected to attract. There are the horrific optics of a billionaire’s wedding in a time of increasing inequality to consider.

Though horrid, these were at least expected. What took some X users by surprise, however, was the quality of the couple’s invite – which some have dubbed........

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