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Have you heard the one about Musk, Bezos, and Altman walking into a gym?

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27.02.2026

Have you heard the one about Musk, Bezos, and Altman walking into a gym?

The viral fake ad about harvesting human energy hits too close to home.

[Photos: Gage Skidmore/Wikipedia; Chandan Khanna/AFP via Getty Images; Steve Jennings/Wikipedia; FreePik]

It’s sometime in the future, and Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Sam Altman have joined forces on a new venture called Energym. The global chain of gyms is designed to harness the energy of the unemployed as they exercise on machines. The generated electricity feeds the AI servers that put them out of a job. Think Planet Fitness meets the Matrix, but without living in a simulation.

Energym’s mission is to feed the AI machines with human sweat, and it’s a great business model. By 2030, almost 80% of people have lost their jobs. If you have no money and no purpose, you may as well use all your free time to work out and........

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