I knew that zillionaire Jensen Huang had a trouser problem when I saw his leather jacket.

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When men in late middle age start wearing young people's clothing, alarm bells should be flashing for those who imagine they are the only ones to share a bed and a life with the man they once dreamt was the only one in their lives.

Suddenly going to the gym and phone secrecy are also good signs of straying.

Ageing men, you see, are fools (yes, I know, not all men). But think of how Bill Clinton risked his presidency of the United States. Think of all those men who couldn't stop themselves destroying long-lasting relationships for mere seconds of pleasure.

I talk about men only because I don't know what the signs of women straying are. I have no doubt that there are signs, but I have never spotted them (probably because the women of my life have been a lot more honest than men I have known). I do have some experience on this (don't ask).

But when very late middle-aged Mr Huang, 63, revealed he had 30 or 40 leather jackets, his wife for the past 40 years should have googled "tough divorce lawyer". And she should not have helped him choose them!

She may or may not call the tough divorce lawyer. She will have to........

© Canberra Times