Emperor Carney? Will Canuck Leader Suffer Same Mad Fate as Nebuchadnezzar?

Carney’s Boanthropy Explains How Eating Grass Leads to his BS Worldview

Kelly O'Connell , Bio and Archives--September 25, 2026

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Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is proud as the first PM to never previously experience running for office. But the rest of us can use this fact to explain his bombastic yet untested, mad theories. To rise without apparent effort might cause one to experience Narcissus-like infatuation with the relief in the mirror, no? Consider this newspaper headline from yesterday: ‘Canada has prepared for the unthinkable: A military attack by the US’.

But according to biblical historians, when Babylon's Nebuchadnezzar announced he’d built the world’s greatest empire, his next move was falling to earth while eating grass like a cow. This disorder is known as Boanthropy, a psychological disorder in which the sufferer believes he is a cow or ox, according to the Pharmaceutical Journal.

But in terms of madness, the fact Carney boasts about planning to invade America means his brain has already gone soft. This was diagnosed in Friedrich Nietzsche as "softening of the brain", or Gehirnerweichung. A fascinating essay in 'Big Thinks' poses this question:

The fact is, when Carney lashes out into fantasy claims, like his macho threats against America, we must ask the same questions.

And although Nebuchadnezzar built the preeminent empire of his age, we are told his ego helped lead him into 7 years of insanity. How much less does Carney’s modest Canada have to justify his startling egoism? Consider, the United States Armed Forces are roughly 20 times larger than the Canadian Armed Forces by active personnel count. Active-Duty Personnel: United States: About 1.3 million to 1.4 million active personnel. Canada: About 65,000 to 68,000 active personnel. This site covers the summary of America’s colossal superiority over Canada, in every conceivable military fashion.

Carney wants to grow Canada away from and beyond America

Mark Carney, is a Catholic, who seemingly dreams of a Godless One-World Government. His background is US Ivy League. The cocky Canuck plans the following: “Carney outlines how he intends to build a closer economic relationship with China as a hedge against Canadian dependency on the United States. Given the statements made by Carney in Beijing, this does not come as a surprise; however, it is the expressed open intent to further attach Canada to China that should raise eyebrows.”

Sadly, Carney prefers to join the European Union despite the fact America is many times more efficient and successful in our marketplaces as opposed to the EU. And Carney embraces China. This all illustrates the idea that Carney wants to grow Canada away from and beyond America. But is this the best direction for Canadians? Most disturbing is Canada’s Bill C-9, Carney’s attempts to break Canadian rights and introduce casual tyranny up north.

An unbiased Ai summary describes Bill C-9, officially known as the Combatting Hate Act, is a Canadian law amending the Criminal Code to strengthen protections against hate-motivated crimes and public intimidation. It received Royal Assent on June 18, 2026, and came into force on July 18, 2026.

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