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PARTLY FACETIOUS: What’s a lose-lose crop?

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“So, how do you revive cotton output?”

“I guess you use higher yield variety of seeds, you make sure that…that…”

“What?”

“Well that the weather conditions are just right and yes I do understand that our policymakers cannot really ensure that, what with the fact that Pakistan is a climate distressed country leading to frequent floods and all.”

“Severely distressed.”

“Right severely.”

“But that’s not the right answer, or at least the answer I was looking for! You want to take another guess.”

“Provide........

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