“Muhammad Aurangzeb, the Finance Minister, said something extremely profound.”

“May I take this opportunity to highlight the fact that none of his predecessors ever made a profound statement.”

“I disagree - the current Deputy Prime Minister and former three times or was it or four times finance minister made some very profound statements.”“Can I make one profound statement?”

“Not if you are going to be facetious – profundity must never ever be mixed with facetiousness, and wait I am not finished yet,........

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