Diversity and the Death of England

It’s risky to maintain a friendship with a nation intent on committing suicide.

Jeremy Egerer | March 13, 2026

The whole point of Impractical Jokers is a few pranksters doing things, on purpose, which violate the norms of our society.  This is what’s known as comedy.  In real life, the whole point of a border is keeping people out who violate the norms of our society by accident.  This is what we know as “having a country.”

Now, we all know that a country can be comical, but things get serious when too many people from too many countries start violating your norms willy-nilly.  For instance, do Americans stand in line or crowd to the front?  Do we throw trash in the garbage bins or on the street?  How loudly can we play our music with the windows open?  And can anybody park on the lawn?

Things get more uncomfortable when you ask, at what age is an impregnable women too young?  And can you just follow one around if she’s alone, or stare at her on the bus?  Do you have to wash your hands before making a stranger a hot dog?  And should people own actual dogs?  And can you blast prayers at six in the morning from the top of a building?  And do you have to hold it all in, or can you just poop on the street?

(Fooled you on that last one.  In San Francisco, almost anyone can fit in except Republicans.)

Some other differences go well beyond laws and affect........

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