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I went to a 25th wedding anniversary – and had a revelation about relationships

I went to a 25th wedding anniversary – and had a revelation about relationships

An army dude once told me, “A speech should be like a lady’s skirt: short enough to be interesting, long enough to cover the main points”, and I...

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King Charles is due to visit Donald Trump. Here are the questions he needs to ask himself first

King Charles is due to visit Donald Trump. Here are the questions he needs to ask himself first

The most awkward thing to happen when King Charles visited President Nixon as a young man – it was 1970, the then-prince was 21 – was that...

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Ed Miliband hold firm! North sea oil and gas drilling won’t help anyone other than Nigel Farage

Ed Miliband hold firm! North sea oil and gas drilling won’t help anyone other than Nigel Farage

Ed Miliband is facing a dilemma, apparently. Reform UK is suggesting new oil and gas licences in the North Sea as a way to cut fuel bills and...

09.04.2026 9

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Let’s stop going into space. There’s nothing to see and no one to talk to

Let’s stop going into space. There’s nothing to see and no one to talk to

It is absolutely self-evident to me that space exploration is pointless, and the more urgent the crises besetting this planet we live on, the more...

07.04.2026 10

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Do we really need truncheons and pepper spray to fight off London’s ‘feral’ teenage shoplifters?

Do we really need truncheons and pepper spray to fight off London’s ‘feral’ teenage shoplifters?

Last week, some teenagers in the Clapham area of south-west London started running up and down the high street. The terms used to describe them ranged...

06.04.2026 10

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How much time and money do I spend at the dentist? Put it this way: he bought himself a Ferrari

I was at the dentist’s, because that’s where I always am at the moment, lying there, mouth full of stuff, thinking: “This is just a phase and...

31.03.2026 10

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Why is Labour so unpopular? Just look at the dithering over kids’ screen time

I’m past the stage in my parenting journey where I could have any influence over my kids’ screen time. They would be much more likely to invade my...

30.03.2026 10

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Girlguiding didn’t have to do this to its trans members. There was another way

Great work, Guides; you’ve taken some members you had no idea even existed, and expelled them from your organisation with effect from September....

27.03.2026 10

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I saw Rachel Reeves while out shopping with my teenager. Apparently I completely humiliated myself

This is going to sound improbable, so soon (a year) after I saw Liz Truss at a sixth-form open day, but I went round the clothes shop Hollister...

24.03.2026 10

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Do we have to keep talking about AI? The machines are always one step ahead

At an 80th birthday party at the weekend, I met an academic who was evasive about his field. When he finally disclosed “computer science”, I asked...

23.03.2026 10

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Terrorism arrests rose 1,114% last year - so why aren’t the security services more alarmed?

On the surface, the Home Office’s latest data on terrorism arrests looks relatively stable. There were 255 terrorism-related arrests in 2025, which...

17.03.2026 10

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How should a woman dress in her 50s? Gwyneth Paltrow just changed the game

The 50s are an awkward decade for women on the red carpet. So, the Oscars, being the ultimate red carpet, are like a dramatisation of the awks, a...

16.03.2026 20

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There is no denying Labour is in crisis – but in a strange way, Keir Starmer is equipped to save it

Even before Labour took power, since the first whispers that Keir Starmer wasn’t the Corbyn-in-a-tie candidate his leadership bid had promised, the...

12.03.2026 20

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Get ready for price shocks because of Iran? How are we supposed to do that?

As soon as the attacks on Iran started, the warnings commenced: “Get ready for price shocks. Get ready for the oil price to spike. Oh, no need to...

10.03.2026 30

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Why do we need International Women’s Day? Apart from misogyny and Christian nationalism, you mean?

Sunday was International Women’s Day, which you’ll know because every company you’ve ever shopped with will have emailed you, taking this fine...

09.03.2026 20

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‘Boobgate’ tells us nothing about Zack Polanski

We need to talk about boob hypnosis. Did you know that hypnosis can help you make healthier dietary choices, and with the right balance of protein,...

03.03.2026 30

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UK politicians are in a race to the bottom – but there is a simple, unexpected way to help refugees

Nigel Farage is worried about democracy. Specifically, he’s worried about his Reform party losing the Gorton and Denton byelection, feeling that...

02.03.2026 10

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Great news! Bookies think Labour can win the next election. Bad news! It’s down to Elon Musk

It’s just one bookie and it’s just one February day in the week of a chaotic byelection, but it’s happened: for the first time in 18 months,...

25.02.2026 10

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Why are my friends so opinionated about reading glasses? I blame denial

In the middle of my 20s, there was a fierce baldness debate, just among the men: if one went bald, did it make them all look old? And if so, did that...

24.02.2026 10

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Award ceremonies can be anodyne – but Prince William’s Bafta moment broke through

The rule on a red carpet or a parti-coloured podium is that none of the victors say anything about politics. None of the surrounding players – the...

23.02.2026 60

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What exactly is it about Britons that makes us so good at hurtling down an icy drainpipe?

It’s amazing how fast you can become a passionate superfan of a sport that five minutes before, you thought was called luge. Turns out the...

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Nothing says the ‘special relationship’ is over like this picture of Donald Trump and Liz Truss

When Liz Truss tweeted a photo of herself standing next to Donald Trump, she captioned it “right about everything”. All that effort, all that...

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Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s future – cartoon

11.02.2026 10

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If Starmer’s prospective top civil servant really is the ‘queen of woke’, let’s agree that word has lost all meaning

11.02.2026 10

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This is my first Valentine’s Day as a single person since 1994 – and I can’t wait

10.02.2026 10

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Ben Jennings on the growing pressure on Keir Starmer – cartoon

09.02.2026 30

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France’s letters to 29-year-olds to remind them to have babies is a spectacular missing of the point

09.02.2026 40

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Jilly Cooper made everyone feel special – and her memorial was the perfect tribute

03.02.2026 10

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The Epstein files expose just how cheap corruption is in the UK

02.02.2026 10

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Matt Goodwin is the most extreme Reform candidate yet. How Labour and the Greens react will define them

28.01.2026 10

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Victoria Beckham has trademarked her kids’ names – and my dog is not happy about it

27.01.2026 20

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Pete Songi on Andy Burnham being barred from the Gorton and Denton byelection – cartoon

26.01.2026 20

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Why is Andy Burnham such a threat to Keir Starmer? Everyone likes him

26.01.2026 20

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Why are saunas suddenly everywhere? I think it’s to do with booze

20.01.2026 40

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Why can’t women enjoy Heated Rivalry without being treated with contempt?

19.01.2026 20

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An expulsion, a smirking leader and now a defection: it’s episode one, series one of the Farage/Jenrick show

15.01.2026 20

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I am moving house – and being a lifelong hoarder has finally caught up with me

13.01.2026 20

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Social media is corrupting young minds – but a ban is not the answer

12.01.2026 20

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If Donald Trump thinks Greenland should be his, how long before he sets his sights on Scotland?

07.01.2026 20

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What did I learn from a new – and very random – poll? Our interior lives are much weirder than I thought

06.01.2026 20

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Why is it so perilous to be a person of colour on The Traitors?

05.01.2026 20

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The electric vehicle revolution is still on course – don’t let your loathing of Elon Musk stop you joining up

04.01.2026 20

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Why would someone buy my bag of random tat on Vinted?

16.12.2025 30

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Who had the trickiest job this year? The makers of joyful, uplifting Christmas ads

15.12.2025 10

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Nicola Jennings on Donald Trump and the ‘civilisational erasure’ of Europe – cartoon

10.12.2025 10

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An EU-UK mobility scheme work won’t erase the ‘violent indifference’ against young people. But it’s a start

10.12.2025 30

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Could a drug for narcolepsy change the world?

09.12.2025 30

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Austerity is in the air again – from ‘overdiagnosis’ to the benefits bill. Here is what’s at stake

08.12.2025 10

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Why did I ever buy my kids refillable advent calendars?

02.12.2025 30

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What Chicago’s fight against ICE can teach us all about how to resist oppression

29.11.2025 20

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