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Brisbane Times

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Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

After watching the first episode, I feel that news and current affairs have gone to the Doges.

25.02.2025 9

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

After watching the first episode, I feel that news and current affairs have gone to the Doges.

25.02.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

After watching the first episode, I feel that news and current affairs have gone to the Doges.

25.02.2025 9

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

Erin Molan and Elon Musk made a TV show for Twitter. It’s as weird as it sounds

After watching the first episode, I feel that news and current affairs have gone to the Doges.

25.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

A perfect window to take stock of all the terrible decisions you’ve made in the past and the many horrors that still lie ahead.

22.02.2025 7

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

A perfect window to take stock of all the terrible decisions you’ve made in the past and the many horrors that still lie ahead.

22.02.2025 7

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

A perfect window to take stock of all the terrible decisions you’ve made in the past and the many horrors that still lie ahead.

22.02.2025 10

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

At 3am, I should be asleep. Why not revisit my biggest regrets instead?

A perfect window to take stock of all the terrible decisions you’ve made in the past and the many horrors that still lie ahead.

22.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

Congratulations! You’ve escaped the crippling always-on culture for some much-needed time off. All that remains is to craft the perfect auto...

15.02.2025 9

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

Congratulations! You’ve escaped the crippling always-on culture for some much-needed time off. All that remains is to craft the perfect auto...

15.02.2025 9

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

Congratulations! You’ve escaped the crippling always-on culture for some much-needed time off. All that remains is to craft the perfect auto...

15.02.2025 10

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

I’ll respond when I return (and other lies I tell in my out-of-office email)

Congratulations! You’ve escaped the crippling always-on culture for some much-needed time off. All that remains is to craft the perfect auto...

15.02.2025 9

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

There’s no denying Kendrick is the man of the moment, but was he the wrong man for this one?

10.02.2025 4

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

There’s no denying Kendrick is the man of the moment, but was he the wrong man for this one?

10.02.2025 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

There’s no denying Kendrick is the man of the moment, but was he the wrong man for this one?

10.02.2025 6

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

Kendrick dances on Drake’s grave, Serena Williams joins in

There’s no denying Kendrick is the man of the moment, but was he the wrong man for this one?

10.02.2025 5

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

Red, yellow or green? The stress of putting the wrong thing in the wrong bin

I am stuck in a vicious cycle of attempting to recycle, and no amount of colour-coded bins can save me. 

08.02.2025 10

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Red, yellow or green? The stress of putting the wrong thing in the wrong bin

I am stuck in a vicious cycle of attempting to recycle, and no amount of colour-coded bins can save me. 

08.02.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Red, yellow or green? The stress of putting the wrong thing in the wrong bin

I am stuck in a vicious cycle of attempting to recycle, and no amount of colour-coded bins can save me. 

08.02.2025 60

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Red, yellow or green? The stress of putting the wrong thing in the wrong bin

I am stuck in a vicious cycle of attempting to recycle, and no amount of colour-coded bins can save me. 

08.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

Forget the Super Bowl, Australia has front-row tickets to Drake’s despair

As Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us victory lap extends from the Grammys to the Superbowl halftime show, Australia has proven a convenient location for...

07.02.2025 7

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Forget the Super Bowl, Australia has front-row tickets to Drake’s despair

As Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us victory lap extends from the Grammys to the Superbowl halftime show, Australia has proven a convenient location for...

07.02.2025 7

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Forget the Super Bowl, Australia has front-row tickets to Drake’s despair

As Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us victory lap extends from the Grammys to the Superbowl halftime show, Australia has proven a convenient location for...

07.02.2025 10

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Forget the Super Bowl, Australia has front-row tickets to Drake’s despair

As Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us victory lap extends from the Grammys to the Superbowl halftime show, Australia has proven a convenient location for...

07.02.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

A public service announcement on the public toilet crisis

With cafes limiting toilet use to paying customers and public toilets seemingly impossible to find (or too horrific to face), we need answers on what...

01.02.2025 10

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

A public service announcement on the public toilet crisis

With cafes limiting toilet use to paying customers and public toilets seemingly impossible to find (or too horrific to face), we need answers on what...

01.02.2025 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

A public service announcement on the public toilet crisis

With cafes limiting toilet use to paying customers and public toilets seemingly impossible to find (or too horrific to face), we need answers on what...

01.02.2025 6

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

A public service announcement on the public toilet crisis

With cafes limiting toilet use to paying customers and public toilets seemingly impossible to find (or too horrific to face), we need answers on what...

01.02.2025 8

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

Why are we so obsessed with taking the high road?

Based on all available evidence, the low road is more satisfying and equally successful at achieving your goals.

25.01.2025 6

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Why are we so obsessed with taking the high road?

Based on all available evidence, the low road is more satisfying and equally successful at achieving your goals.

25.01.2025 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Why are we so obsessed with taking the high road?

Based on all available evidence, the low road is more satisfying and equally successful at achieving your goals.

25.01.2025 6

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Why are we so obsessed with taking the high road?

Based on all available evidence, the low road is more satisfying and equally successful at achieving your goals.

25.01.2025 8

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

The single most annoying sound of summer

There is no better time to realise you’re ungrateful than lying wide awake and scrolling through Instagram at 3am. Inevitably, you will come across...

07.12.2024 5

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

The single most annoying sound of summer

There is no better time to realise you’re ungrateful than lying wide awake and scrolling through Instagram at 3am. Inevitably, you will come across...

07.12.2024 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

The single most annoying sound of summer

There is no better time to realise you’re ungrateful than lying wide awake and scrolling through Instagram at 3am. Inevitably, you will come across...

07.12.2024 4

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

The single most annoying sound of summer

There is no better time to realise you’re ungrateful than lying wide awake and scrolling through Instagram at 3am. Inevitably, you will come across...

07.12.2024 4

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Tinsel makes baby Jesus cry: Christmas tree rules to live by

At this very moment, thousands of people around the country are partaking in one of the great festive rituals: putting up the Christmas tree....

30.11.2024 5

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Tinsel makes baby Jesus cry: Christmas tree rules to live by

At this very moment, thousands of people around the country are partaking in one of the great festive rituals: putting up the Christmas tree....

30.11.2024 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Tinsel makes baby Jesus cry: Christmas tree rules to live by

At this very moment, thousands of people around the country are partaking in one of the great festive rituals: putting up the Christmas tree....

30.11.2024 3

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Tinsel makes baby Jesus cry: Christmas tree rules to live by

At this very moment, thousands of people around the country are partaking in one of the great festive rituals: putting up the Christmas tree....

30.11.2024 6

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

Celebrities must stop writing children’s books immediately

One of the most annoying things about having children is that people give them presents. It’s almost always stuff you don’t want or need, and you...

16.11.2024 6

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Celebrities must stop writing children’s books immediately

One of the most annoying things about having children is that people give them presents. It’s almost always stuff you don’t want or need, and you...

16.11.2024 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

Celebrities must stop writing children’s books immediately

One of the most annoying things about having children is that people give them presents. It’s almost always stuff you don’t want or need, and you...

16.11.2024 3

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Celebrities must stop writing children’s books immediately

One of the most annoying things about having children is that people give them presents. It’s almost always stuff you don’t want or need, and you...

16.11.2024 5

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

How to survive the 35-year-old curse

Whenever I talk about my work friend Jack to my regular friends, I refer to him as “my young friend Jack from work” because, at 25, he is a full 10...

09.11.2024 3

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

How to survive the 35-year-old curse

Whenever I talk about my work friend Jack to my regular friends, I refer to him as “my young friend Jack from work” because, at 25, he is a full 10...

09.11.2024 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell

How to survive the 35-year-old curse

Whenever I talk about my work friend Jack to my regular friends, I refer to him as “my young friend Jack from work” because, at 25, he is a full 10...

09.11.2024 7

Brisbane Times

Thomas Mitchell

How to survive the 35-year-old curse

Whenever I talk about my work friend Jack to my regular friends, I refer to him as “my young friend Jack from work” because, at 25, he is a full 10...

09.11.2024 3

The Age

Thomas Mitchell

Forget the cost of living; what about the cost of dying?

Undoubtedly, one of the best things about travelling through regional Australia is that regional TV channels still air local ads from local...

26.10.2024 2

WA Today

Thomas Mitchell

Forget the cost of living; what about the cost of dying?

Undoubtedly, one of the best things about travelling through regional Australia is that regional TV channels still air local ads from local...

26.10.2024 6

The Sydney Morning Herald

Thomas Mitchell