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Rich Cromwell

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The Woke Scolds Who Look At Sydney Sweeney And See Hitler Don’t Control Culture Anymore

The arc of history is long, but it's bending away from mentally ill, terminally online fun-crushers.

31.07.2025 6

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Shane Gillis’ ESPY Monologue Proves Woke Is On The Run

A mass rejection of nonsense is exactly what society needs.

18.07.2025 8

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Men Listen To Podcasters Like Andrew Schulz Because Women Have Invaded Their Real-Life Spaces

The secret formula the podcasters have figured out is that audiences want to be talked to, not talked at.

04.07.2025 10

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RFK’s Controversial Description Of Autism Is Exactly Why The Spectrum Needs To Be Broken Up

The autism spectrum is so broad that the term 'autistic' no longer paints a discrete picture of what’s being described.

25.04.2025 8

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Dogs Are More Work Than Kids, And You Can’t Convince This Dad Otherwise 

Kids dress themselves, do their homework, watch out for one another, and have never started bouncing off the walls and tearing stuff up because no one...

21.04.2025 6

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The Laptop Class Disparages Manufacturing Because It Creates More Value Than They Do

Many white-collar workers only put in a few hours of actual work per week, unlike factory workers — which is a reality and source of shame that the...

10.04.2025 10

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It’s Okay For Men And Women To Have Different Kinds Of Jobs

We cannot continue pretending that everyone needs to do everything.

07.04.2025 7

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If You’re Hysterical About Trump’s Tariffs, Go Touch Grass

If toting a fainting couch around with you is your thing, fine. But there’s really no need to live this way.

04.04.2025 10

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Snow White Bombing Was The Best Gift Hollywood Could Give Us

Only from the ashes of such a magnificent and glorious failure can Hollywood return to its glory days.

04.04.2025 9

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America Has Lost The Art Of Cursing

Our lazy overuse of curse words has destroyed a tool with which we can shock listeners at appropriate moments.

19.03.2025 8

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Ferris Bueller Never Would Have Made It Past Today’s Obsessive Location Sharing

The world shouldn’t be a panopticon, especially since the last time I checked, this is still America.

13.03.2025 5

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Next Time Nike Is Tempted To Run A Feminist Super Bowl Ad, Just Don’t Do It

Nike’s big celebration of women is actually demeaning.

11.02.2025 7

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