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Who triumphed when QUENTIN LETTS, the scourge of needless nanny-ism, took a spin in a computerised 'safety coach' car that's built to be bossy

Mr Toad poop-pooped his horn and rejoiced at motoring's wind-rushing liberty. So can the rest of us. In everyday life we face constraints: mortgages,...

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 Ministers will only put up with looking like schmucks for defending Starmer's old chum for so long...

 Ministers will only put up with looking like schmucks for defending Starmer's old chum for so long...

Lord Hermer is Attorney General, a position that normally attracts minimal interest.

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Sir Keir Starmer steamed into the Commons, buttocks like two halves of a walnut

Sir Keir Starmer steamed into the Commons, buttocks like two halves of a walnut

QUENTIN LETTS: VEXATIONS, vexations. Sir Keir Starmer was scathingly peevish at PMQs. Labour backbenchers bawled with a belligerence unusual even for...

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Ed Miliband sprayed his opponents with slobbery derision. He was gonna win - hell yeah!

Ed Miliband sprayed his opponents with slobbery derision. He was gonna win - hell yeah!

QUENTIN LETTS: Ed Miliband surges on, heroically undented by disaster, the Bognor Birdman convinced he is going to fly.

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Pity poor Leonie Mellinger, voice coach to Keir Starmer who is a bunged-up, hedgehog ball of frowns

Pity poor Leonie Mellinger, voice coach to Keir Starmer who is a bunged-up, hedgehog ball of frowns

We heard the fruits of her labours yesterday when Sir Keir gave a press conference at Nato. Poor Leonie. Can her professional reputation ever recover?

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Swathed in purple faux fur, this new Lib Dem MP could have wandered into the Commons from a Courmayeur chalet bar

Swathed in purple faux fur, this new Lib Dem MP could have wandered into the Commons from a Courmayeur chalet bar

Some people fear Artificial Intelligence. They fret about the lack of human touch, its robotic nature, the threat it may pose to our freedom.

31.01.2025 3

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As Channel 4's gripping drama Brian and Maggie concludes, a throwback to a time when politicians faced real TV grilling's instead of being interviewed by their husbands like Yvette Cooper!

As Channel 4's gripping drama Brian and Maggie concludes, a throwback to a time when politicians faced real TV grilling's instead of being interviewed by their husbands like Yvette Cooper!

Though from different parties, they were both working-class challengers to the old order and they bonded.

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As Sir Chris's two poached egg eyes gazed at us, all the misery of lockdown came rushing back

As Sir Chris's two poached egg eyes gazed at us, all the misery of lockdown came rushing back

Repeatedly Sir Chris and other witnesses begged MPs to keep the law on assisted dying 'clear and simple'. He added: 'The more ambiguity, the more...

29.01.2025 4

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You could've put a marshmallow on Ed Miliband's pointed finger and roasted it over a campfire

You could've put a marshmallow on Ed Miliband's pointed finger and roasted it over a campfire

QUENTIN LETTS:Ed Miliband's fingers! Net Zero secretary Ed was at a select committee, fighting sinuously to squash Rachel Reeves 's...

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Five years after we left the EU, the Rejoiner elite is STILL trying to drag us back to Brussels. But Brexit HAS been a success - and here's why...

Five years after we left the EU, the Rejoiner elite is STILL trying to drag us back to Brussels. But Brexit HAS been a success - and here's why...

At 11pm on January 31, 2020, Big Ben's bongs played forth and a packed Parliament Square cheered as Britain officially left the European Union.

27.01.2025 10

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The Attorney General 'conflict of interest row' becomes riper by the day. The more that ministers pooh-pooh it, the fiercer the pong

The Attorney General 'conflict of interest row' becomes riper by the day. The more that ministers pooh-pooh it, the fiercer the pong

QUENTIN LETTS: Today the Tories were finally granted a Commons urgent question into the conduct of Attorney General Lord Hermer, who was Sir Keir...

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I nearly pulled out a hanky and gave a wave as HMS John Healey sailed off to war

I nearly pulled out a hanky and gave a wave as HMS John Healey sailed off to war

QUENTIN LETTS: Breathless stuff. Defence Secretary John Healey dashed to the Commons to give a lunchtime statement about Russian spy ship Yantar.

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Poor Rushanara sensed the stare of her boss Big Ange drilling into her spine ...and looked like she might be sick

Poor Rushanara sensed the stare of her boss Big Ange drilling into her spine ...and looked like she might be sick

Feeling got-at by the Starmer Government? It could be worse. Imagine working as one of Angela Rayner's ministers.

21.01.2025 3

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Starmer's lurching from boob to mishap - but the minute there's a crisis he locks himself in the loo. After claiming to be as pure as a teetotal missionary, the Man With All The Wrong Answers is about to get his comeuppance...

Starmer's lurching from boob to mishap - but the minute there's a crisis he locks himself in the loo. After claiming to be as pure as a teetotal missionary, the Man With All The Wrong Answers is about to get his comeuppance...

These are bumpy days for Lords of the Bedchamber. They, in history, were a king's most intimate courtiers, their fortunes closely allied to those of...

19.01.2025 2

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Wearing more make-up than Julian Clary, Sir Ed talked tough on Trump!

He proposed to deny the incoming US president any white-tie dinner with the Royal Family.

17.01.2025 3

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That is how Lord Hermer landed his Cabinet job. He was Sir Keir Starmer 's best buddy at the bar.

16.01.2025 5

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The Tories talked of Shakespearean tragedy - but Rachel Reeves is an amazingly bad actor for a politician as she was quizzed over the markets meltdown

No longer mistress of all she surveys, no longer empress of the horizon, Rachel Reeves crouched on the Commons front bench with a knot of her closest...

15.01.2025 2

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Starmer, that dull old vegan sausage, waddled up to the lectern - and bored the Y-fronts off us all for 20 minutes

Every week it happens and every week the dull, old vegan sausage is blown off course by some news sensation.

13.01.2025 1

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Nothing to see here, people. Alas, the minister's strangulated, panicky timbre - plus, perhaps, a slightly sweaty bulge to his eyeballs - suggested otherwise

Rachel Reeves declined to answer a mid-morning Commons discussion of the state of the economy. Whitehall aides possibly couldn't prise her fingers off...

09.01.2025 5

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A policy that could wreck so many towns was delivered with a nurse's manner... sympathetic but firm

Westminster was scandalised. A Tory frontbencher, Kevin Hollinrake, did something unforgivable: he spoke the obvious and said something about...

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