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R.F.K., Jr.: A Day in the Life

Why riding underneath the car is safer than riding inside the car, and other neato things to learn from the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

John Kenney

A little Proust, a little cancer, but in a light and sexy way. Isn’t melancholy the new quirky?

Bobby was a good guy. But sometimes he’d do weird shit like put his hand on my head, unprompted, which was annoying.

Paper straws are out at the Department of Justice. Also banned: Dijon mustard, flimsy paper napkins, and the word “Whiffenpoof.”

I vow to go without sex to prove that I am in support of what my wife is in support of, politically, and also in terms of not wanting to have sex...