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Ian Warden

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Ever stopped to wonder why we're getting more stupid?

Ever stopped to wonder why we're getting more stupid?
10.10.2025 10

Canberra Times

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What do Albo and jellyfish have in common?

What do Albo and jellyfish have in common?
04.10.2025 10

Canberra Times

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Vicarious embarrassment: who cares about a bit of national shame?

26.09.2025 10

Canberra Times

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Real men don't read fiction, you say? Pass me the tissues

20.09.2025 6

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What if Robert Menzies could counsel the Liberal Party from the grave?

12.09.2025 9

Canberra Times

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When patriotism is an ugly and irrational thing

05.09.2025 9

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Okay, I know I'm going out on a limb here but hear me out

29.08.2025 10

Canberra Times

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A little ditty for our city's NIMBYs and their knotted knickers

23.08.2025 9

Canberra Times

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Are they having a laugh? All it's missing is a stylised bullet hole

15.08.2025 7

Canberra Times

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My tribute to Tom Lehrer featuring every ACT suburb - all together now!

08.08.2025 4

Canberra Times

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Speak of the Devil, there he is now - on South Park and in my dreams

31.07.2025 8

Canberra Times

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If the shoe fits: why worn-in footwear is like an imprint of our souls

25.07.2025 7

Canberra Times

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It can't be all bad when you can see Jesus singing. That's a miracle

18.07.2025 7

Canberra Times

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My garden has shrubs with more personality than Mr Albanese

11.07.2025 7

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Why every Canberran should have their head in the clouds

03.07.2025 9

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Why are Australian politicians so pathetically beguiled by US presidents?

27.06.2025 4

Canberra Times

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Ever wished you could understand what your pet is trying to tell you?

21.06.2025 7

Canberra Times

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Let's face it, life is just a comedy of (forced) errors

12.06.2025 9

Canberra Times

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Would I really want to live to 150? Let's talk about that old chestnut

05.06.2025 9

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I sprinted to the dictionary to find the meaning of this word

29.05.2025 9

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Has the misogynistic Liberal tradition given their first female leader a poison chalice?

24.05.2025 10

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Believing in UFOs an alien concept in sensible circles

16.05.2025 10

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After Dutton's failed election, let's edit our national anthem

09.05.2025 6

Canberra Times

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In the cosmic scheme of things, Australia's election is trivial at best

02.05.2025 10

Canberra Times

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In today's bitter and twisted world, Canberra is a mundane miracle

26.04.2025 8

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Rock out: the election pales in comparison to these burly boulders

18.04.2025 7

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Nordic noir vs Aussie sunniness

11.04.2025 5

Canberra Times

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Politicians and other great invertebrates

04.04.2025 3

Canberra Times

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Do you look on the bright side of life? Or like me, expect the worst?

28.03.2025 5

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Me and my monotreme dreams - stone the bloody Crows!

22.03.2025 10

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You'll never guess what I found when I took a time machine to 2050

14.03.2025 5

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Swear words: sometimes a blessing but in this case a curse

07.03.2025 7

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What happens when agnostic knuckles knock on Heaven's door?

28.02.2025 10

Canberra Times

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Some of my devilishly clever ways to avoid Trump's evils

21.02.2025 3

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How will Canberra look after there are no humans left to tend it?

14.02.2025 8

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Once more with feeling: why bots will never replace real poets

07.02.2025 7

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Australia lovable, sure. But great? That might be taking it too far

31.01.2025 4

Canberra Times

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Explosive Pompeii exhibition gets me thinking... what if?

24.01.2025 5

Canberra Times

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What if we poor creatures are unable to both vote and think at the same time?

17.01.2025 10

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Fight brain rot with all you've got

10.01.2025 7

Canberra Times

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How to remain buoyant when life takes an unexpected arc

These are such post-Christian times that one wonders if many parents who name their baby boys Noah (just announced as the most popular name given...

03.01.2025 6

Canberra Times

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Interpreting our dreams might help explain the world's horrors

Once upon a time I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not...

27.12.2024 4

Canberra Times

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Turns out, fellow Canberrans, that the quiet life isn't so bad

Canberrans, are you getting enough silence in your lives? Login or signup to continue reading My latest online newsletter from Nautilus, the...

20.12.2024 6

Canberra Times

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Hot under the collar? Try deliberate ignorance - it's a thing

As invited celebrities and potentates settled into their pews for last Saturdays service to mark the re-opening of Pariss restored/rebuilt Notre...

13.12.2024 3

Canberra Times

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Even Jesus is being replaced by AI? I'm intrigued, I must confess

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and mars Login or signup to continue reading Any heart not strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of...

06.12.2024 5

Canberra Times

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How I wish I could achieve that limbo state between life and death

For those of us investigating ways in which to survive the coming Trump presidency (and more specifically the daily, disgust-stoking news reporting...

29.11.2024 6

Canberra Times

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Shooting for the moon and migration make-believe? Bring it on!

When the birds of the common koel species Eudynamys orientalis are not here with us in Canberra, are they perhaps on the moon? Login or signup to...

22.11.2024 5

Canberra Times

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Why I've enforced a no-news bubble for these Trump-troubled times

Australians all, how are we to explain the dismay, the horror that so many Australians are feeling and openly showing at the election of Donald...

15.11.2024 3

Canberra Times

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Only divine intervention will save the Canberra Liberals

Who is Saint Rita of Cascia and what is her special relevance to the Canberra of today, to the despairing Canberra Liberals and their despairing...

08.11.2024 2

Canberra Times

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Trump makes me wonder about being senile with style

"In 1977 I shall be 142. I must begin to take on the dignities and gravities proper to that season of honourable senility which is on its way and...

01.11.2024 4

Canberra Times

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