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![]() Fabien McquillanThe Irish News |
There are certain trying times when I just sit down and say to myself, how in under God did I end up here? I stare forlornly and shake my head...
My brother regaled me about his Christmas morning in Belfast and it gave me quite the laugh. He was still in his jammies, sorting out the roast...
The axiom that a parent is only as happy as their unhappiest child rang true for me last week. It was the Wizard of Oz that caused the woe. Fiadh,...
There was a family reunion for my wife Fionnuala’s ones last week and I ended up being a designated driver. I didn’t mind at all but after leaving...
I have an old friend I went to The Ranch with whose father died recently. He and I were close back then, but we really bonded when we went...
THERE is a cousin of Fionnuala’s who is just back from Australia after a year on the working holiday visa. Bit of a cliché culchie: over-friendly,...
It’s a bit early for Christmas jumpers but I sat beside a man wearing one the other night. I have seen him out and about and he always wears...
Airports are where the most civilized of society hang out. The rich and the poor, side by side, the regulations ensuring everyone is exquisitely...
The leaves are nearly all off the trees; now on the ground, in the garden and the yard, swirling round the bins, starting to rot. I have brushed up...
Eric, our mutt, hates Halloween. The fireworks have him demented: his face, normally so dull, is now erupting with sad and frightened expressions,...
Having to go to a child’s party and hang around a stranger’s house for half a day small-talking is right up there. It’s tricky enough spending a...
In Tyrone, when something goes wrong, they call it a hanlin’, as in a ‘handling’, or a dramatic episode. You could be embroiled in a bit of a...
I found myself alone in Dublin last weekend drinking a pricey coffee. Sitting outside on a crisp bright morning, I watched the world and his wife...
Fionnuala, my wife, loves reading. I sometimes think she’s pretending because she reads so quickly, but every now and then she will leave a book at...
I’m a blow-in to Tyrone, and always will be, but a new blow-in has appeared and I have climbed the ladder an inch. He’s a bit of a hot-shot,...
There’s a blue bin stand-off at the refuse department. I don’t know why, but they have reduced their service and I end up running to the dump...
There is a couple here who are holier than thou, attending more Masses than a politician at election time. Their nicknames are Adam and Eve. I...
We haven’t seen much of Genghis this last while as he has been courting an American woman who is besotted with him. I certainly don’t miss him but...