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Emma Beddington

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I’ve been living each day as if it were my first – and the results amazed me

19.05.2025 10

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Emma Beddington

That’s enough pro-pet propaganda! There are at least seven things that humans do better

18.05.2025 10

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What’s better than a cafe, wilderness retreat or spa? A silent cafe, wilderness retreat or spa

12.05.2025 10

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Why should the US have all the new holidays? Here are five to make the UK a happier place

11.05.2025 4

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I watched a woman clear her shower drain – and realised I had to get my own life in order

05.05.2025 10

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Do we ever stop feeling anxious, angry or sad about relationships? Not if my older friends are any guide

04.05.2025 5

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The interim pope is a guy called Kevin. Why do people find that funny?

28.04.2025 10

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I’ve never kept a diary. But if I had, I’d want it destroyed when I die

27.04.2025 9

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Spring is here! Why are some people in flip-flops – and others in padded overcoats?

21.04.2025 20

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I told a truly weird lie on a first date 30 years ago – and it worked out surprisingly well

20.04.2025 30

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Why I can’t stop watching two pandas not have sex

14.04.2025 30

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From Gwyneth Paltrow to the Duchess of Sussex, the girlboss is back. In this economy, who can blame them?

13.04.2025 10

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Men get more disgusted as they age? It’s only a matter of time before my husband sees the real, slovenly me

31.03.2025 10

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Never ask ‘what’s for dinner’ and hide food from teenagers – my essential rules for happy home dining

30.03.2025 20

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What I learned from the woman who does 52 new things a year

24.03.2025 10

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It’s time to embrace Dugnadsånd – the Norwegian concept we all need right now

23.03.2025 10

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Dressing like a witch is in fashion – finally I am ahead of the curve

17.03.2025 20

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Many young people find safety in the soothing world of ASMR videos – imagine if we could give them that in the real world

16.03.2025 10

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My phone knows what I want before I do. That should be worrying – but it’s oddly comforting

10.03.2025 10

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Sunshine’s back, the days are getting longer – and doesn’t everything look awful?

09.03.2025 40

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How can you tell if a man is really into cast-iron kitchenware? He’ll pansplain it to you

03.03.2025 20

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It’s two years since the kids left. Here’s what I’ve learned – and what has surprised me

02.03.2025 10

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How do I know young women are not OK? Their devastation over a doomed anglerfish

24.02.2025 20

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I am a tweakment holdout. When will wrinkles, bad teeth and big pores be back in fashion?

23.02.2025 9

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What would I tell my younger self if I met her for coffee? Mostly that things do get better

16.02.2025 40

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Why is it so hard to go to bed? Maybe science has the answer

16.02.2025 10

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I tried the popular 30/30/30 morning routine – and was left sadder, wiser and nauseated

10.02.2025 20

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We’re in a relationship recession – and a lot of women are absolutely fine with that

09.02.2025 10

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They’ve closed my local Sainsbury’s. Other supermarkets are available – but I am not OK

03.02.2025 6

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Why do we go to coffee shops? It’s not just for the hot drinks

02.02.2025 10

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Married people living apart is a great idea – but I absolutely couldn’t do it

27.01.2025 10

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How do we end the WFH culture wars? I have the answer

26.01.2025 10

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Somehow, it is still January. Here are my nine wellness-free survival tips

20.01.2025 7

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How’s my home life? Well, I’ve moved into the shed to spend more time with the chickens

13.01.2025 20

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The internet wants me to spend £500 on a jumper. How can I say no?

12.01.2025 10

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‘New year, new you’? How are we supposed to find the time?

I’m not anti-resolution. I actually stuck to one last year: not a single microwave rice sachet has passed my lips since 1 January 2024 and yes, I...

06.01.2025 10

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Why tell someone ‘I love you’ when you could overfeed, ridicule or ignore them?

It took a while, over the holidays, to work out how to stop my exhausted, frail mother-in-law jumping up constantly to fetch more food without ever...

05.01.2025 20

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Why worry about your body falling apart at 44 or 60 when you could fret about your brain at 58 or 70?

I don’t believe ageing is linear: I reckon we have long plateaux, then everything falls apart all at once. I realised this at the close of my...

22.12.2024 6

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Lisa Kudrow is right: friendship ‘takes work’. But you wouldn’t know it from TV

Lisa Kudrow says being and staying friends with her Friends co-stars was tough at times. “That six-way relationship took some work – and we did...

20.12.2024 6

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Is there anything more condescending than being called ‘buddy’?

It’s “word of the year” time, so I was hoping to offer you mine, but I appear to have only learned one new expression in 2024: zwizz de cachalot,...

09.12.2024 8

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Once I would have squirmed if a barista knew my order. But I’m learning to love being a regular

We went to the same cafe almost every day during our month-long trip to Venice. It was the same one as on my last trip, its windows stuffed full of...

08.12.2024 5

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Winter is coming – and so is my 50th birthday. It’s time to eat all the pastries and grab all the joy

Support for seasonal self-love comes from an unexpected quarter: the French daily Libération has issued a plea for us to embrace our “winter...

18.11.2024 20

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If reason can’t save the world, no wonder magic and superstition are on the rise

How good must it feel to gather up physical manifestations of your anxieties, shove them in a giant papier-mache demon and set fire to them?...

17.11.2024 30

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I’ve gained a whole new insight into my personality – from a cat psychiatrist

The only time I have ever mentioned my bird-lover’s slight – slight! – ambivalence towards cats in a public forum, it brought me the angriest...

11.11.2024 4

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Tom Hanks reckons 35 is the worst age. This is why he’s wrong

If you’re 34, watch out: Tom Hanks says 35 is the worst age. Why ask Hanks – delightful as he seems – as opposed to, say, the highly qualified...

10.11.2024 7

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Is the British obsession with class starting to wane?

Rejoice: British class distinctions are finally crumbling. Yes, the gap between rich and poor is as big as ever and I am, inexplicably, unhappily,...

04.11.2024 3

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Welcome to the new era of midlife lust! I need a lie down …

Are middle-aged women absolute horndogs and does that make for good box office? That’s what Grazia wondered recently, asking if the film industry...

03.11.2024 3

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If my Netflix recommendations are anything to go by, I am tragically basic

A single female friend is feeling uncomfortably targeted by Netflix. The content categories the streamer is now offering on her homepage include...

28.10.2024 4

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Want to understand British irony, humour and politics? Visit the NHS suggestions website

Do you ever wonder if the British might be a fundamentally unserious people? I do, though I should stress that I include myself; a thoroughly...

27.10.2024 10

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Bad buffet behaviour is out of control. So should we be fined for our food waste?

Should you be penalised for having eyes bigger than your belly? A Cornish pub is trying it out: Mark Graham, the landlord of the Star Inn, now...

21.10.2024 10

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