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Is there a genius lurking in your goldfish bowl?

CRAIG BROWN: FluentPet, which has manufactured communication boards, claims a dog need simply press this or that button to let its owner know what it...

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Craig Brown

Don't be a Pratt, Karloff, you'll never make it

CRAIG BROWN: People who yearn for fame also yearn to be someone else, someone more exciting than they suspect themselves to be

04.02.2025 40

Craig Brown

Who you gonna call over ghostly goings-on? Elvis!

Nicholas Sutton claims he has been trying to sell Lock House for the past 14 years, but it has yet to attract a single offer.

30.01.2025 1

Craig Brown

Big in Berlin, the Ed Sheeran and Karl Marx show

CRAIG BROWN:Back in 2008, a man entered the Berlin branch of Madame Tussauds and decapitated the waxwork of Adolf Hitler.

28.01.2025 2

Craig Brown

What a surprise! There's a psycho in the shower

CRAIG BROWN continues his looks at the A-Z of TV Thrillers.

23.01.2025 1

Craig Brown

Bloody corpse in the bath? Call the cliche cops

CRAIG BROWN looks at the A-Z of TV Thrillers.

21.01.2025 2

Craig Brown

Hoots! Scotland may soon be a no drone zone - CRAIG BROWN reveals nine things You Didn't Know About Bagpipes

1. The Scotsman newspaper warns that bagpipes face an 'existential threat'.

16.01.2025 3

Craig Brown

Anyone for the roast corgi... à la duchesse?

Many of us felt a sense of disappointment when we heard the Duchess of Sussex had postponed her forthcoming TV cookery series, apparently out of...

14.01.2025 2

Craig Brown

Oh, the ebb and flow of fashion, eh Gnasher?

In my last column, I countered a daft claim made by Sarah Doukas, the founder of the Storm Model agency.

09.01.2025 3

Craig Brown

Satirist’s notebook / Don’t tell me to ‘unwind’!

Craig Brown has narrated this article for you to listen to. The most irritating word of the year was ‘unwind’. ‘Unwind with one of our artisan...

29.12.2024 4

Craig Brown

From eggs to irritating announcements... See it, say it and put it on the list of things you hate

At an auction in New York the other day, a typed, two-page list of 'Things I Hate' by the funny, world-weary thriller writer Raymond Chandler...

12.12.2024 1

Craig Brown

Your starter for 10: Why are you lot so clueless?

One of my favourite features in Private Eye magazine is Dumb Britain. Every fortnight, it parades some of the daftest answers offered by...

29.10.2024 1

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Is there a genius lurking in your goldfish bowl?

Craig Brown

Don't be a Pratt, Karloff, you'll never make it

Craig Brown

Who you gonna call over ghostly goings-on? Elvis!

Craig Brown

Big in Berlin, the Ed Sheeran and Karl Marx show

Craig Brown

What a surprise! There's a psycho in the shower

Craig Brown

Bloody corpse in the bath? Call the cliche cops

Craig Brown

Hoots! Scotland may soon be a no drone zone - CRAIG BROWN reveals nine things You Didn't Know About Bagpipes

Craig Brown

Anyone for the roast corgi... à la duchesse?

Craig Brown

Oh, the ebb and flow of fashion, eh Gnasher?

Craig Brown

Satirist’s notebook / Don’t tell me to ‘unwind’!

Craig Brown

From eggs to irritating announcements... See it, say it and put it on the list of things you hate

Craig Brown

Your starter for 10: Why are you lot so clueless?

Craig Brown