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Anson Cameron

Brisbane Times

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I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret

Sal’s confidence picked up as quickly as her swimming speed. But there was a reason she left me in her wake.

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WA Today

Anson Cameron

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret
previous day 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Anson Cameron

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret
previous day 6

The Age

Anson Cameron

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret

I was glad to help the ocean novice, but then I learnt her secret

Sal’s confidence picked up as quickly as her swimming speed. But there was a reason she left me in her wake.

previous day 3

Brisbane Times

Anson Cameron

I’ll never fix our smoke alarm so it’s just as well the taps leak

I have friends who are practical. They can fix stuff – change washers and lightbulbs, plane lintels, pre-program the coffee machine, outsmart the...

13.12.2024 2

WA Today

Anson Cameron

I’ll never fix our smoke alarm so it’s just as well the taps leak

I have friends who are practical. They can fix stuff – change washers and lightbulbs, plane lintels, pre-program the coffee machine, outsmart the...

13.12.2024 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Anson Cameron

The delusions of the dad-bod Batmans and their Lycra cosplay

As tight-skinned as a python that’s swallowed a village boy, and as gaudy as a Mardi Gras float, the peloton leans one-legged on its bikes waiting...

13.11.2024 1

WA Today

Anson Cameron

The delusions of the dad-bod Batmans and their Lycra cosplay

As tight-skinned as a python that’s swallowed a village boy, and as gaudy as a Mardi Gras float, the peloton leans one-legged on its bikes waiting...

13.11.2024 1

The Age

Anson Cameron

The delusions of the dad-bod Batmans and their Lycra cosplay

As tight-skinned as a python that’s swallowed a village boy, and as gaudy as a Mardi Gras float, the peloton leans one-legged on its bikes waiting...

13.11.2024 1

Brisbane Times

Anson Cameron

The delusions of the dad-bod Batmans and their Lycra cosplay

As tight-skinned as a python that’s swallowed a village boy, and as gaudy as a Mardi Gras float, the peloton leans one-legged on its bikes waiting...

13.11.2024 30

The Sydney Morning Herald

Anson Cameron

My trick for remembering names is a bit dodgy. Just ask ‘pooork Sarah’

Aides-memoire are rats cloaked as puppies and will bite your arse. I was once acquainted with a bloke named Fred, a man who swooned at mirrors and...

01.11.2024 2

The Age

Anson Cameron

My trick for remembering names is a bit dodgy. Just ask ‘pooork Sarah’

Aides-memoire are rats cloaked as puppies and will bite your arse. I was once acquainted with a bloke named Fred, a man who swooned at mirrors and...

01.11.2024 1

Brisbane Times

Anson Cameron

I asked AI to write this column. Trust me, I have nothing to fear

“Write a column in the style of Anson Cameron about a column written by AI.” After an unnervingly brief wait there is this: “The typewriter’s...

23.08.2024 1

WA Today

Anson Cameron

I wanted to walk my dog but a Karen had other ideas. Here’s how I won

A 60-year-old woman with expensive hair and fluoro tights leapt from the ferns and threw her arms out, blocking the track in front of me. “Stop,”...

23.08.2024 2

The Age

Anson Cameron

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