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USA Today Writer 'Apologizes' for 'Inartful Comparison' of Caitlin Clark and Emmett Till Murder, Claims You Didn't Get Her Point

When is an apology not really an apology? I can think of any number of ways, but I can easily identify the most infuriating: when someone “apologizes” to anyone not for what they said, but because you didn’t get what they were actually saying.

The current champion in this category is Nancy Armour, a sportswriter for USA Today.

Armour has already received her rainbow jacket for induction to the Woke Nonsense Hall of Fame, having famously declared in 2020 that the decidedly average activist and even more average quarterback Colin Kaepernick should be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame since he “sacrificed his career because he wanted to make his country better.”

However, that merely proved she was a sportswriter who couldn’t read a stats sheet, or at least wouldn’t read one if it disabused her of some cockamamie premise for a thinkpiece.

Now, she’s also proved she can’t read the room or watch short internet clips of the WNBA’s biggest star getting fouled constantly, sometimes to the point of being choked on the ground.

In that vein, she published a piece Wednesday entitled, “Caitlin Clark’s flopping isn’t just annoying — it’s becoming dangerous.” How is it becoming dangerous, per se? Is she putting other players at risk on the court?

Oh, no, hardly: It’s because apparently the Klan is behind Caitlin Clark’s fanbase and something something something, Emmett Till got murdered by white supremacists and was born in the same city as the WNBA All-Star Game is being played this weekend, something something something, and therefore it’s Clark’s fault she’s getting fouled like this:

NEW: WNBA player Alyssa Thomas has been suspended after she cheap-shotted Caitlin Clark in the throat. No foul was called during the game as Thomas was caught on camera jamming her fist into Clark’s throat. The league has now suspended Thomas for one game and will fine her… pic.twitter.com/dsFXNroz2L — Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) June 25, 2026

NEW: WNBA player Alyssa Thomas has been suspended after she cheap-shotted Caitlin Clark in the throat.

No foul was called during the game as Thomas was caught on camera jamming her fist into Clark’s throat.

The league has now suspended Thomas for one game and will fine her… pic.twitter.com/dsFXNroz2L

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