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My State Cracked the Top 12% on Lovehoney’s Sexiest State Map (*Sheds Tear*… I’m So Proud) 

I couldn’t be prouder of my hometown… but there’s still room for improvement. How does your state fare?

By Sam Watanuki | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Lovehoney just dropped its 2026 Sexiest State map, an interactive, anonymized breakdown of which states and cities in the U.S. are buying the most sex toys, lube, and costumes. You can plug in your own city name or zip code and see exactly how it measures up. 

Colorado landed in the top 12% of all states for total purchases, which, as a resident, feels about right. Here’s what the data says about my home state, along with an extremely necessary breakdown of Boulder versus Fort Collins—our two main college towns.

Colorado’s Numbers, By the Inches (and Gallons)

Colorado (and Denver, specifically) is ranking, and it makes my heart grow a whole 6.8-inches. The state lands in the top 12% nationwide for total purchases. 

Drilling into specifics: the average dildo length bought here comes in at 6.78 inches, average girth at 4.89 inches, and collectively, Coloradans have bought our way through 101.13 gallons of lube. 

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