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Mindful Pleasure: Crystal Dildos Are a Thing, But Are They For You?

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17.04.2026

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Mindful Pleasure: Crystal Dildos Are a Thing, But Are They For You?

Auramaxxing, but for sex.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Seeking a relaxed aura? Want to arouse your soul? According to Chakrubs, a crystal sex toy company, you can increase your pleasure potential and inner strength with these metaphysical fuck buddies. Peak sexual wellness.

Healing crystals aren’t new; the woo-woos have been using gemstones as alternative medicine for ages. Crystals for sex, however, not quite. That was until about a decade ago when “crystal pleasure tools” hit Etsy and other retailers, making yoni eggs all the rage. (Yoni = Sanskrit for vagina).

Since then, different variations of crystal toys have become a hot commodity for spiritual girlies seeking to move harmful energy stored internally and heal. Spiritually, sexually, metaphysically, alluvit. 

Types of Crystal ‘tools’

These “pleasure tools” come in a range of toy styles people already know and love. According to The Yoni Whisperer, crystal yoni eggs are placed in the vulva to exude “sensuality, strength, and healing.”

On a sexual wellness note, they can be used in tandem with kegels to tighten the vagina, increase natural lubrication, help with postpartum and pelvic floor recovery, and awaken libido.

Chakrubs Medium Yoni Egg (opens in a new window)

Butt plugs, wands, and dildos (double-sided ones, too) offer the same benefits, but with a larger........

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