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Best Sex Toys for Men, According to Horny Reviewers

From the Gluck Gluck 9000 to AI sex toys, here’s what horny reviewers swear by.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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You know that saying, “When pigs fly?” Well, that day might be right around the corner…..

According to a 2023 WebMD study, 43.8% of heterosexual men and 49.8% of queer men in the U.S. have used a sex toy—and aren’t afraid to report it. That’s almost half of the male population rejecting sexual stigma and shame for a spicier time in the bedroom. Lowkey, it’s a huge evolution from countless articles online reading “how to introduce sex toys to your relationship” with an undertone of “without freaking my boyfriend out.”

If anyone knows the best sex toys to shop for, it’s the horny reviewers tucked into every online forum. From Reddit to PinkCherry, Amazon, and beyond, anonymous shoppers have the drop on every toy – including stories that others would be embarrassed by, but shouldn’t be. Yes, sex experts and writers like myself have tried them all… But the real and raw hot takes? You have horny reviewers to thank for those. 

Shopping for spicy sex toys “is increasingly destigmatized for women, yet there remains a stereotype of male masturbation as something dirty or creepy,” Suzannah Weiss, resident sexologist for Fleshy (the company behind FapAI), told VICE. “It’s just as important a way for men to get to know their sexuality and experience pleasure and relaxation on their own.” 

Good nuts aside, rubbing one out elevates partnered sex, too. “Sex toys can help men expand their pleasure repertoire and give them ideas for new things to try with a partner.” You can explore the classic fleshlights (cue the Gluck Gluck 9000), the best cock rings that keep you hard, sleeves to elevate handjobs, sex serums to help combat performance anxiety, prostate massagers that make you and her gasp, and so many other toy styles. 

First time using a male masturbator? No stress. Weiss suggests one rule of thumb: “Just make sure it is made of body-safe materials like silicone and free from harmful chemicals like phthalates or jellies.” That way, your toys don’t become little hand-held petri dishes with exotic bacteria.

Curious about expanding your spicy drawer? Keep reading for the best sex toys for men, according to horny users..

BEST SEX TOYS for men

Best Stroker: Blowmotion Warming Vibrating Male Masturbator

Best Prostate Massager: LELO Hugo 2 with Remote

Best Butt Plug: Njoy Pure Plug Large

Best Couples Toy: Movgani Vibrating Cock Ring with Rose Stimulator

Best Hands-Free Stroker: LELO F1SV3

Best Affordable Male Masturbator: TENGA Spinner

Best For Oral Sex: Gluck Gluck 9000

how we tested SEX TOYS for men

Our best of list was confirmed using a few sources: Sex therapist and resident sexologist for Fleshy, Suzannah Weiss‘ recommendations, like the Gluck Gluck 6000, our sex lives, and spending an absurd amount of time scanning through online sex toy reviews. We sourced every major retailer’s reviews from Adam & Eve to Lovehoney and PinkCherry. Most importantly, we combed through independent online forums like Reddit to get the reeeeal tea.

The products that made the list hit a few criteria. First, they must hit all the safety points and use either body-safe silicone or medical-grade silicone. No skirting around that, we’re not recommending toys that harbor bacteria over here. Also, each of these toys can be cleaned using either a toy cleaner or warm soap and water. Next, each review had to divulge some serious TMI, and genuinely helpful information. Did it bring couples closer together? Will it leave a man moaning? That kind of vibe.

We also wanted to give you a good range of male toys, including a solid couples sex toy choice. Reason being, men’s sex toys have literally grown into a world of their own, so we made sure to add a good range of products to explore, from prostate massagers to warming male masturbators (it replicates the warmth of the vagina).

Best Stroker: Blowmotion Warming Vibrating Male Masturbator

First off, what a clever name. While some of us love a motorized mouth, others… not so much. “The Blowmotion Warming Vibrating Male Masturbator is easy to use and non-threatening for people who may not want a masturbator that imitates a human orifice,” Weiss added. 

If “warming” is throwing you off, don’t be! “You can put the lube in to warm up, and it’s much nicer than a cold Fleshlight or similar,” a reviewer shared. “The various vibration modes and strengths are definitely varied enough for everyone, and when it makes you cum, Jesus, it’s pretty powerful!!” This toy has temperature play built into it with the ability to warm up for play. It’s the same as running your stroker underneath hot water before use or wishing you had a warming lube. 

Using this is very simple, given the sheer user friendliness. I personally don’t have a dick and am reeeeeling at the buttons on the top of the stroker. That is what you call listening to your customers’ needs! Instead of a cylinder, clunky stroker, “You........

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