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Behind the paywall this week: a hate letter to the worst tourists you can meet while traveling, and the Pokémon cosplay groping problem.

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It’s getting to that time of year where people who live in countries that experience at least six months of winter start dispatching themselves to warmer climates, like migrating birds with a preferred pilates trainer and access to Salesforce. Rio, Mexico City, Bali, Phuket—all about to get hit by the lesser-discussed Super El Niño event of Claudevangelists taking a break from their usual routine to stay in a hostel with its own mushroom blend tea and refresh their Instagram grid with pictures of waterfalls.

A soldier on the wanderlust frontlines herself, VICE writer Niloufar Haidari has some concerns about the spirit of those who........

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