The Coldplay kisscam woman has done an Oprah tell-all. Turns out everyone else is to blame

March 27, 2026 — 11:45am

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I used to ruuuuuule the world/Then I got caught on Jumbotron getting felt up by my boss/Now in the mornings I sleeeeeep alone/So I called Oprah to whine and moan.

Cue the synthesizers, Coldplay fans, Kristin Cabot is back with her very own version of Viva La Vida, a doleful ballad we’ll call Diva La Vida. And make no mistake about it, Cabot is one cranky lady. Eight months after her unconscionable coupling with Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was caught on a concert “kisscam”, the footage has been viewed online more than a billion times, they’re both out of a job, and everyone from Gwyneth Paltrow to baseball’s Phillie Phanatic mascot has had a public crack at them.

In the interim, the affair between Byron and Cabot ended quietly and he, cue shock and surprise, reportedly went back to his wife. Cabot, meanwhile, was pilloried in public, lambasted online and doxed by vigilantes.

The raging double standard is almost enough to make you sympathise with Cabot, whose estranged husband (also named Andrew;........

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